Dr. Melfie

watching movies

[frogein @frogein]

Burst out laughing at 99

[Kathleen @tmszhjh88]

Seal cat

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me

[Blonde of War (JJ) @BlondeOfWar]

Swimmies for Weenies 🥰🥰🥰

Weenies playing fetch in the pool is the timeline cleanse I needed today. It looks like they are having the best time.
The very end is worth staying for. 😍

[Nyra ✧ @Giftyjf1]

This is my first time ever seeing a baby buffalo lmaoo

[Quin Cunningham @rococokaren]

Fort Greene celebrating the Knicks w gay and lesbian makeouts

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[Olivia// MAMA (1:22) ☽̶☾ @octobersoo]

Amazing things are happening in America right now 😭 #WorldCup

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

I don't think I can name an artist who painted his dogs with as much profound reverance as David Hockney did.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

World Cup travelers after one day in NJ:

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats are so good. There's just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn't know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

[chicken boy 🐓 @badrechicken]

i think this is objectively the best tweet to ever grace this website

[Cook & Tips® @cookingtipster]

These adorable animal coasters 🐸🐉

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5