Chris K.

it's ya boi, Lil' Cortés. I conquered an entire empire with no more than 630 men and my wits. Care to follow along on my journey?
#IOLO

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

@183Cortes2 BLING BOI

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

@183Cortes1 Same

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

@187Columbus Sun's out guns out

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

@188Hudson_ My😂homie😤hudson🏅🏅🏅dropping😂😎new😍😅😉bars🎶🎵

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

P.S.
SHOUTOUT👋🙌 TO ALL MY HATERS😤😳😒😤
I'M LOOKING AT YOU VELÁZQUEZ👏🙌😤
DIDN'T BELIEVE I COULD MAKE IT THIS FAR
HA! SUCK IT 👌👏👊😛

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

Well, that's it. My glorious journey to conquer Mexico and dominate the Aztec empire is complete. If anything, I've learned to be more humble and think things over.
...
Just a little bit.
Anyway, my rise to fame prob insired y'all, so get out and do great things! Lil' Cortes out~

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

I'll tell you folks, I'm livin' it up in New Spain. I've go everything! People, a beautiful empire, a hot wife, and tasty drinks. Xocolatl is pretty damn tasty, it's cocoa beans and spices. I sent a bunch of stuff back to Spain, so I hope my bois enjoy all that lit stuff. #Living

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

AHA! My homeboys and girls. I have great news: I'm appointed governor of what now is called New Spain by my bro Charles V! Y'all can be as successful as me if you try hard. When I was young, I was poor AS HECK. But then I started moving bricks. #nevergiveupmadudes

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

New empire to rule means new rules as well. First of all, all that human sacrifice and cannibalism crap is just nasty bruh. It's gotta go. Plus all these survivors to convert... Man, why can't this just be easier???

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

13 August 1521: WE DID IT! I DID IT! I CONQUERED THE AZTEC EMPIRE! And it's bout time too. Now I just gotta tidy up the place... #whatamess

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

When the flawless plan u make takes 8 months longer than expected

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

...Ok, so the natives are fighting back more than expected. We've been besieging them for a lot of time now, but soon they're gonna have no more resources left. Just give it some time...
#patienceiskey

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

My bois and I are ready. We got support, brigantines in the water, and Tenochtitlan surrounded. Heh. Watch me conquer these fool in a matter of seconds. #LetsGo

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

@183Balboa I approve 🤘

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

*Tenochtitlan

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

MY DUDES, we're so close! only enochtitlan and the neighboring city of Tlatelolco are not yet conquered by us. This is gon' be easy money, especually since they've been hit by smallpox. HA! Stupid Aztecs. They're gonna get destroyed.

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

(cont) We formed even more alliances with he Caciques and won over Chalco and Tlamanalco. Our new buddies sent over more troops as well! I've got a good feeling about this.

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

So listen up homies: Now that we conquered Tetzcoco, we're moving onto the main event: Tenochtitlan. The plan is to trap the Aztecs in their own city, then attack. My craftsmen have built 13 brigantines (ships) and we even got some resources and soldiers from Spain! (cont)

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

AIGHT MY DUDES. Even though we be hurtin', we still need to conquer that empire! We finna use Lake Texcoco as grounds to conquer Texcoco, one of the biggest cities in the Aztec empire. We march the day after Christmas, so I guess HO HO HO!

[Chris K. @188Cortes]

July 14, 1520. I carry a somber tone asI retell the mess. The Aztecs attacked us at Otumba. We killed one of their leaders, so the cowards fled. 860 soldiers died that day, but we got to crash in Tlaxcala. The people love us here, so that keeps up our energy.
#RIP