Fuck me you boys are struggling for signings. Getting refused by burrows so you’ve have had to go and sign that. Unreliable and goes missing far too often. Getting him to turn up sober will be a bonus.
🚨 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬!
We are delighted to announce Luke Holmes is returning to The Avenue for the 2026/27 season
Welcome back Luke!
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#WeAreDorch ⚫️⚪️
✅ 2 New Signings
✅ Retained List Published
Director of Football, Jason Matthews, sat down with Ben A to discuss the work carried out on the squad so far!
Always be quick enough to hammer the club when needed but I’ll also give praise when due. We’ve come out and got the majority of our business done early and look like a decent outfit for the level. I expect noting else but complete domination of the league. Good work
Fuck me sideways, Dorch have signed one decent player and this cunt has got all giddy. Settle yourself down Sean. Calvin was speaking facts, we will be 10 clear by Christmas.
I see all the Facebook whiners are out about this. Why? Not much has changed but it looks sharper, clearer and better. It cost zero pounds and an improvements being made. I’d be the first to hold the club accountable for shit but this ain’t that, this is actually decent.
@theterras actually doing something good.
Benfield, hanger, pollock, brooks, hutch, bearwish, genesini and holmes. A core that should be able to piss this farmers league.
All aboarddddddd
That didn’t take long Carl did it.
The thing is you can block me but that isn’t going to stop me calling you out at every given opportunity for what you’ve done when you try and give it large on here. Just keep your head down from now on lad 👍🏻