Tia R

Mexico is my city🇲🇽🇪🇸
College dropout turned Conquistador Always going for the gold🥇

[Tia R @189HCortes]

@187Columbus money>men

[Tia R @189HCortes]

thxs to everyone for following me on my gold looting, Catholicism converting, provings homies wrong, adventure filled adventure. Ik i will go down in Spain's history as one of the best of course!!🤑🇪🇸🥇 #Españaforever #velazquezusuck #mexicoismycity

[Tia R @189HCortes]

yo @diegovelazquez guess you thot wrong my old amigo.

[Tia R @189HCortes]

idk why but the aztecs are alwaysss complaning about us! we brought them horses, guns, cannons, and our beautiful language, they have nothing to complain about.🙄 #aztectsaretheworst

[Tia R @189HCortes]

the shipments of silver i sent to back home to #españa is at hard work making my country rich.#silver #gold #richlyfe

[Tia R @189HCortes]

I hear back home in Spain the cacao is a hugeee hit all thxs to urs truly🙃

[Tia R @189HCortes]

as my expedition comes to a close...☹️ i looted all the gold i could hahhhhh🤑😄 #richlyfe #golddigger

[Tia R @189HCortes]

so sad my man Montezuma was stoned to death by his own people! unbelievable... #wowwwww #howcouldthey #goldwillneverdie

[Tia R @189HCortes]

@187Columbus if you have mutiny problems just burn your ships ☠️

[Tia R @189HCortes]

the weather here is pretty stifling and humid. definitely much worse than España (as is everything else).

[Tia R @189HCortes]

Can't decide my fav part of the expedition so far. the gold, the fame, or Malintzin😍🥰 #loveinmexico #españa

[Tia R @189HCortes]

@188Cortes good thinking

[Tia R @189HCortes]

Yoooo the gold is just flowing in. shout out to my man/prisoner Montezuma II for the all the help🤑 #golddigger #richlyfe

[Tia R @189HCortes]

we took the emperor Moctezuma II into custody for attacking some of our men... he gladly came along and is happy to show us some great hunting spots and even warned us of a planned attack. thx! #thenepirewillbemine #whatalol

[Tia R @189HCortes]

you guys know smallpox? the Aztecs are getting to know it very well at the moment...😷 #supreme #smallpoxisbaerightnow

[Tia R @189HCortes]

thx to my girl Malinche for helping us translate from Nahuatl to the best language, Español. btw the Aztecs were no match for the Spaniards☠️ #español #supreme

[Tia R @189HCortes]

on a whim, we decided to take over the whole city, enslave most of the population, and ransack everyone. biggg shoutout the Tlaxcala soldiers in my army who helped us learn some Aztec fighting techniques. the guns and horses helped a lot too 🐎⚔️

[Tia R @189HCortes]

@188JSmith I would recommend just enslaving a population or maybe kidnapping their leader. then you have a lot of pages (:

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finally had that meeting with my cash cow...i mean the emperor Montezuma II...he wouldn't accept Catholicism (or give me more gold) soooo i had to kidnap him. #España #oops #golddigger

[Tia R @189HCortes]

ew. the natives loveee eating something similar to a tortilla with maize and corn. they eat very little meat if they do it's deer or turkeys or dogs. ew. #ew