♛

I’m sure you heard of me

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

When I was a kid, I thought the tomatoes in Ratatouille were pepperonis. Somehow, I also thought the squash was yellow pepperoni. I genuinely believed it was all pepperoni.

[mutant radio @RadioMutant]

stephen paddock: kills 60 people and himself

his brother immediately after:

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

I’ve seen a lot of freestyles in my life and I’m not kidding when I say this one is locked in the permanent Top 3

[Joyce ★ @illjoy_]

The way he clearly came up with this joke on the spot and got into character so flawlessly is insane. Like that’s real confusion in his voice

[Richard Aprile @TheRichieAprile]

It's a little coke, what is the big deal?

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

#BKFC91 is VIOLENT today

[Tempa @QuickestTempa]

The internet said anything under 200lbs is victim weight & he believed it

[The Sales Bull @TheSalesBull1]

Imagine just standing there and letting a guy shoot you dead because it’s his turn to fire and that’s the rules

Honor culture is fascinating

[beth @bethpuss]

idk if anyone cares but she found himdskflks

[Neet @neet_sol]

"The body essentially treats the return to work as a physical threat"

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

He tried that vampire fashion shit & didnt make a dime, said fuck it back to being a goofy goober 😭😭

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

This tantrum is funnier when you remember that he basically owes his entire career to Ricky Gervais

[Whimsy Knoxville ☠️✨ @alackofwhimsy]

96 Quite Bitter Beings as the backtrack just really takes you back in time.

[isaiah @tlop444]

the goat spiderman debate is over

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING CARD THROWING MACHINE? Where’s the fucking card throwing machine, dude?”

“Dude, Wee Man, I would NEVER use a card throwing machine on you.”

[kai @shatteredjaw]

that’s not at all how it fucking works lmfaooo

[Firebird’s ghost👻 @GhostofFirebird]

Dont even gotta beat his ass, lil nigga stuck in purgatory for the next hour clearly

[coen @rutomma]

“You suck because when I got the shit beaten out of me it was for 1 round longer” 😭