kiss_yeager

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

Dallas Stadium support staff when they realize they dont have to do any cleaning today coz Japanese fans are here

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

When you go to a restaurant without checking the prices, and Messi comes in and nobody turns around:

[Ramardo @Ramardoh1]

Mi vieja: que haces gritando un gol de Japón

Yo metido en el papel:

[kiss_yeager @18_yeager]

Merci Elon.

[Aldair @BlackTigres]

Kimmich cada que vea un futbolista de Curazao:

[Aldair @BlackTigres]

Kimmich cada que vea un futbolista de Curazao:

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Yo celebrando el gol de Japón (no soy japones, solo me gusta el anime)

[مُ @6x7xi_]

انفانتينو (رئيس الفيفا) : لماذا تحب رونالدو بهذا الشكل ؟

سبيد : احبه مثلما انت تحب ميسي

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[#41 @A11sttttt]

Made eye contact with a 10/10 today then a few hours later i saw myself on a tiktok video titled "Being a woman in 2026"

[chesa @alanchesa95]

el 10 de haití cuando vea que en el cooling break les dan agua potable

[𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺🇧🇷🇩🇿🥷 @pa_harag170]

Les bougs ki vont commencer à dire projet blue lock a chaque but du Japon :

[Chino🇴🇲 @Chino60269]

J’me réveille de ma sieste avec 12 appels manqués de l’école primaire j’ai oublié d’aller chercher ma petite sœur à midi

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive 💣

Mateus Fernandes has already agreed personal terms with Manchester United.

The player wants to be a star midfielder at Old Trafford.

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

🚨 - Man Utd are preparing a bid to send to West Ham for Mateus Fernandes. [@FabrizioRomano]

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 JUST IN:

Manchester United have already started the conversation with Mateus Fernandes’ agent to start preparing a BID to West Ham. United are in OFFICIAL contact with the agent of the player. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]

[Rafa 🧱 @notrafalacoort]

Mi madre: “Hijo, no hagas ruido viendo el mundial”

Yo a las 2 de la mañana celebrando un córner de Curazao:

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨David Ornstein on Elliot Anderson’s transfer preference amid interest from Manchester United and Manchester City:

🗣️ “Elliot Anderson’s future is expected to be one of the major talking points of the summer window.

Sources indicate that the midfielder has informed those close to him that, if he were to leave Nottingham Forest, Manchester United would be among his preferred destinations.

The attraction is the opportunity to become a central figure in a rebuilding project and play a significant role in the next phase of Manchester United’s development.

While Manchester City continue to monitor the situation, Anderson is believed to be more interested in a move where he would have the chance to become a key starter rather than simply another option in an already established squad.

Manchester United’s interest remains strong and the club views Anderson as a player capable of bringing energy, intensity and Premier League experience to the midfield.

The player is admired by several figures inside Old Trafford and is regarded as one of the most suitable profiles for the style of football the club wants to implement.

Negotiations are not advanced at this stage, but Anderson remains one of the leading names on Manchester United’s midfield shortlist alongside other targets being assessed ahead of what is expected to be a busy summer.”

{@BeanymanSports }

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Bruno Fernandes has REJECTED Al Hilal proposal. ❌🇸🇦

Despite crazy contract proposal from the Saudi Pro League club, Bruno Fernandes wants to continue playing football in Europe.

Man United captain wants to play at top level in Europe. Decision made.

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 Michael Carrick wants Manchester United to assemble a midfield trio based on PSG’s dynamic Champions League winners. Carrick considers PSG’s midfield of Vitinha, Fabián Ruiz and João Neves to be the BENCHMARK amid United’s midfield overhaul.

Carrick wants United to develop a more DOMINANT playing style for his first full season in charge, with Kobbie Mainoo’s role due to be tweaked. Mainoo has embraced more defensive responsibilities under Carrick whilst also emerging as a key attacking cog. Carrick wants Mainoo to start ATTACKING spaces in behind defences in order to become a more rounded midfielder. 

#MUFC [@samuelluckhurst]

[Kaykay 🇨🇮 @kaydaplug_]

Ton oncle en Europe t’écoutant lui raconter ton projet de venir chez lui pour tes études alors que sa femme a déjà dit non.

[kiss_yeager @18_yeager]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Bro fell for the offside trap😭😭