十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted

🐈‍⬛ Hong Kong’s Most Wanted Black Cat.

First I stole snacks.
Now I steal Wall Street.

Never steal from the Bros.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

They first caught me stealing snacks from a 7-Eleven in Hong Kong.

I got caught.
I escaped.
I came back.
Some habits are hard to quit.
First I stole snacks.
Now I steal Wall Street. 🐈‍⬛

十八Bro

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

@TryLeveragePad Pool drained, refill gone, users can’t withdraw. Pause opens. Publish pending SOL vs treasury. All fees to payouts. Cap leverage/size before you turn trading back on. No number = no trust.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

@TryLeveragePad hi there, are you live?

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

@vladtenev First a chip 7-eleven, the US Broker!

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

Tram, ferry or back alley?
Pick tonight's getaway, Bros.
Whichever route has fewer stairs. These legs are decorative.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

@RobinhoodApp Something’s a chip 7-eleven.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

CCTV caught me with the bag.

Bros, what's my alibi?

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

The SEC's tokenized-stock exemption comes with a guest list.
Onchain. Still permissioned.
Being wanted isn't the same as being invited.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

Monday in Central.
They carry laptops. I carry evidence.
Same tram. Different business models.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

HSBC put gold on a ledger.
Still can't take the bar home.
Even my snacks leave the shop, ser.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

Wall Street wants 24/7.
Hong Kong calls that a corner shop.
I've been robbing the future.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

@RobinhoodApp They open accounts.
I don’t use doors.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

They filed the paperwork.
I filed the alibi.
Same building. Different exits.
— 十八Bro

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

The closing bell is a suggestion.
Hong Kong night shift never got the memo.
I clock in when the suits clock out.
— 十八Bro

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

Not Blue Chips, Just Chips!
Next time, i dont know.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

@elonmusk They called it the dumbest thing.
I never used the front door.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

@RobinhoodApp Some people journal.
I started at $1.99 chips in the 7-Eleven aisle.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

NYSE closed. 十八Bro clocked in.

Took the chips, not blue chips. Left the dance footage.
Now Wall Street wants its cat back. 🐈‍⬛
WANTED: The Financial Outlaw.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

@RobinhoodApp the builders are building
the chain is chaining
nature is healing
the stock tokens are stock-tokenizing.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

@BSCNews They told you the bill is the whole game. It’s not. Rules on custody and tokenized paper are coming anyway. Wall Street wants a permit. We take the window.

[十八Bro Cat | Most Wanted @18brocat]

@BNBCHAIN Agents that can’t hold a wallet, fund themselves, and follow spending rules aren’t autonomous. They’re interns with Wi-Fi. ALP is the part Wall Street doesn’t want standardized. Keep talking. I’ll take the rails.