18 Olives

ads, words and newsletters for startups, vc firms and hedge funds. also, we love olives. founded by @elizacarter34 & @mekosoff

[18 Olives @18olives]

good morning. today is another beautiful day to create shareholder value

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it’s our birthday

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website 🫒 rebrand 🫒 has landed 🫒 🫒 🫒 https://t.co/miFZ6HrrfZ

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we are really good at couch jokes just fyi

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Not sure about this one…..

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[18 Olives @18olives]

our culture is NOT your costume 🫒🙂‍↔️

[Ned Hardy @sargentned]

Martini and oysters culture kind of approaching epic bacon territory

[18 Olives @18olives]

the key to summer content: put JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT of salt on the beefsteak tomato. do not turn that thing into a gooey potato chip. also do not overdo the basil

[18 Olives @18olives]

much ado about olive oil upstarts in recent years, but what about direct to consumer olives? not so much….

[18 Olives @18olives]

we are also “not prepared to be on the sidelines.” investors: if you give us $50M, we promise to spend it in ways that are both fun and innovative. https://t.co/WPzHA0Bpqc

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if you are a college administrator and you need some content help......you know where to find us......(olive section)

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men only want one thing and it's a content calendar

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@MattMirro that’s pretty good

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happy friday!!!! remember, just because you CAN post pics from the bachelorette party doesn't mean you SHOULD

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here is a concrete plan for wealth redistribution: give us your money

[mid-day psychosis @HalesBeth]

This cannot be real!!! McGill is not a real place!!!! Get me out!!!!!

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@chelbb_ we’ll check with our cpa…….

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what if both of our founders got the anthropologie beaded olive staud bag dupe.....would you guys be mad.....

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every two-employee consultancy has one…….

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number one twitter follower acquisition strategy: have your ceo fire off a dumb tweet in line at trader joes

[maya kosoff @mekosoff]

i used to host a “media happy hour” and now i don’t work in media, my life is exponentially better and my friends are not “media friends,” just friends, some of whom work in media and many of whom do not….It Gets Better

[18 Olives @18olives]

many such cases