Arzoo Malik

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Mai chennel ka naam toh nahi lungi lekin itna ghatiya chennel maine..

Aaj Tak nahi dekha....!😅

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[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

abhi do bewade mile jo NEET ka virodh kr rhe the Modi government se bhayankr khafa the, kh rhe the ki NEET lene se liver jaldi kharab ho jayega..😒😒

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Meelo tak chlta rha yuhi muhabbt ka karwa..

Na mai bike se utra - na kutto ne peecha choda😂

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Aaj kl log dua m km aur

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Chugaliyo m jyada yaad rakhte hain
😝😝😝

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Mai jadugar toh nahi hu
Magar itna pta hai ki
Aap ki nazar is waqt meri post pr hai😍😍😜

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Kisi ko alia pasand hai kisi ko katrina..

Kisi ko amir pasand hai toh kisi ko salman😒😒

Mai bhi kisi ko pasand hu toh bta dena bhut khushi milegi..😄😍

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Miss u.........😍🙈

मेरी wali....

😜😜🙈

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Logo ko shaq hota hai ki mai kisi k sath biji rehta hu..unko jaldi reply nahi deta...
🤔

Ab unko kon bataye ki mujhe aayi jaati chitiyo ka rasta rokna hota hai...😜

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Bhai m vibhishan..daai m manthra ..bhen m suparnkha..mama m kansh..

Aur girlfriend m rhea ka naam sda amar rahega......
😝😝

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Friend - यार तूने मेरा मैसेज सीन करके रिप्लाई क्यों न��ी दिया....

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Me - सॉरी यार, वो सीन भी गलती से हो गया था.......!!!!

😝😂😝😂🙈🙈🙈😬😜😝✌️

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

जिसका दिल टूट जाता उसका GK
कमजोर होता है??
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क्योकि,

'जब दिल ही टूट गया तो GK (जी के )
क्या करेगा'
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[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Pure badan ko mehka d use itrr khte hain...
Pure career ko duba d use mitrr khte hain..
😂😂😂😜😜😜

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Ladkiyo ko sex krne ki ( wajah) chahiye hoti hai...

Aur

Ladko ko sex krne ki (jagah )..!!!
😂😂😝🙊🙊😝😂😂

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Ek ladki ki nyi nyi shaadi hui,

Saas - mera beta lakho m ek hai.

Ladki - ji haan vo toh dekh liya

Saas - mera beta raat m khrrate toh nahi leta..??

Ladki - vo toh pta nahi abhi toh shaadi ko 3 din hi hue hain, soyenge toh pta chlega na..
😜😜😜

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Aaj ka gyan

Har aadmi k ander ek binod chupa h..!!
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[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

"Bharat ratan" ki tarah....

Ek "lanat ratan" bhi hona chahiye...

Kuch log iske zabardast hakdaar hain..!!

😜🥺😝

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Subha subha telegram aur whatsapp pr itne ucch vichar wale msg aate hain..toh lgta hai..
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Saari duniya sudhar gyi bas mera sudharna baki hai...
😜😜😝😝

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Hum corona virus s tabhi tk bache hain,

Jab tk hamari jaach nahi ho rahi..!!

😝😂

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Kokilaben : gopi bahu rasode m kon tha..??

Gopi bahu : rasoda rasoda teri maa ka bh***da...
😂😂😂

[Arzoo Malik @18plusladki]

Na pasand ho phir bhi majbori m pehnna pade..
Esi cheezo m mask abhi bhi second no. Pr aata hai..
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Phle no. Pr abhi bhi condom hi hai.
😂😂😜😜