Julia Ortega

Trying to find that life balance between being a wife, a working mom and spending a moment alone to pee.

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

It is safe to say by the start of this day what is to come #mondayblues #isitoveryet #wannacrawlbackinbed

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

The hubby put something interesting on TV, now I want to watch that instead of my kids #TheKindnessDiaries #lazymom #needananny

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

Seriously, does anyone actually eat the #celerystalk in a #bloodymary?

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

A lie so still I only hear my heartbeat. I feel my fingertips to my toes. Pay attention & be kind to your body. It is the only one you have.

[Sally Turner 🇦🇺 @SallyTurnerNews]

That just happened! Where is Steve Harvey? #Oscars2017

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

You hear about those people that put their kids in the closet, my kids put themselves in the closet

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

So relieved our kids were so nice to us this morning #iguesstheyknew #hungoverparents #lazysunday

[Martin O'Malley @MartinOMalley]

On this day in 1940, Woody Guthrie wrote "This Land is Your Land". His words ring true now as then #resist #NoBanNoWallNoRaids

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

Drinking stingers after a rough night with #nonaptoddlers #cognac #cremedementhe

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

My only #metime is when I go to the bathroom #sometimes #lockthedoor #noprivacy #Parenthood

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

When you have help with the kids and you just put your feet up and relax #highfive #familytime #relaxingsunday

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

Best part of my day is staying up late to have a strong cocktail with my husband and catch up on our shows. #thankgodthebabiesareasleep

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

When your babysitter gets a babysitter lol #subletsitting #nightoff #datenight #thekidswillbefine

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

"Letting" my son rub lotion on my feet #toddlerpedi #minispamoment #illtakewhaticanget

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

Husband says "I was watching the news about the rain..." I was like, "the weather?!" 😂

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

Taking #BART into #SF. #momsdayoff #brunchwiththebestie

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

Organizing, purging and #minimalizing is a great feeling, only second best to shopping and buying new stuff!

[Julia Ortega @18yearsentence]

My husband decided to become a #minimalist. I asked him what he wanted to get rid of first... his glance at me and the kids said it all.