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If god is real why doesn’t christian rock sound better

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the secret to tackling the red 40 issue is simply to build a tolerance. contact me for more advice. doritos accepted as payment

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@chefsevenn 2

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@Matt_Pinner Killer

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anyways…what’s most important, and i’m sure you will agree, is that my children are getting exposure to depictions of happy healthy gay throuples 😌

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We are potty training and utilizing clearance advent calendars for the rewards system. This one is Dinosaurs theme, though there’s an unfortunate amount of focus on the “Ranger” (unclear if this is a theoretical future or a mythical past??)

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and the jurassic bird… there is no food comment to be made. all she eats is adderall

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@donwinslow don’t rly have a visual, but when i first read this, i teared up. it’s nothing fancy, but for me it went straight to the heart

then i realized, if i could convince myself of heaven…i could p much zonk out thru my earth years, since i’d have forever summer to look forward to(!)

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@FrogandToadbot being a teenager was constant plots like this

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@beyoncegarden but also, just wanna check…she regretted saying “Looking at you I can tell school might have been a challenge.” 😬🫠 …right?

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tshirt:

I Spent 2 Years Offline & All I Got was a Door Slammed In My Face For Asking, “What is Lalabalu?”

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i may only have 1 tweet since 2022, but oh buddy let me tell ya…ha ha instead i’ve got SO many actual for fckn in real life valuable ~other things~, instead.

(lol jk)

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@YungYinkv @darriqueenn what do u mean by “need them” ?

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@discogatorade In November I pulled up for my food at Wendy’s and the employee was humming FOB and I was like “bro…happy grand theft autumn” and he was like “that’s not even the same album” and I was like “ok” and then we sang the chorus together while he gave me my food and then I drove away

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@WSPMissingPers1 IMPORTANT TYPO ALERT You put the description of the suspect's clothing as the description of the abducted child's clothing....

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@WSPMissingPers1 IMPORTANT TYPO ALERT You put the description of the suspect's clothing as the description of the abducted child's clothing....