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Grumpy old man 🙄

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@bathcat there's nothing more sexy than sweat on a woman, especially when some of it's yours 🤔

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@FlashForFreedom Folio Society 🤔

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@FlashForFreedom Great story, cheers 🍻

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@FlashForFreedom Happy anniversary 😊

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@FlashForFreedom I recognise some of those books 😊

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@BBCBargainHunt Another total joke 🤬The reds are nearly paid to take stuff away, and their purchase for Danny’s challenge should have been disqualified as it didn’t meet the challenge 🤬🤬

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@jk_rowling I’ve lived in houses that were smaller than that camper van 🙄

[FarmingUK @FarmingUK]

“As we drive around our farm picking up these paper lanterns - that our cows try to eat - we ask you to find something better to do to support your causes.

“There is wire inside the paper that will get on their stomach and kill them

“Donate money directly to your cause please, instead of lanterns or balloons!”

📸 Karen McCartin Foster

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

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@NicolaJSwinney Why walk away and plunge the country into chaos when he can do it just as well by staying in office 🙄

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I’m trying to communicate with you but no one is responding

[peaklass @peaklass1]

Please, please, always keep your dog on a lead when walking in the countryside at this time of year. The fields and moors are full of babies and vulnerable nests. 🪺

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@benonwine Hey

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@NicolaJSwinney One rule for them, and another for the rest of us 🙄

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@JohnCleese Me too 👍🏻

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None 🙄

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

How many TV Channels did you have as a kid?

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@HOUNDS_Magazine Mark and I have not had a magazine since the November issue last year. Is there a problem or have they gone astray?

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@BBCBargainHunt Do you having nothing but freaking Covid episodes? It’s been every day this week 🙄

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@benonwine Can we give a minus 🙄

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@benonwine An inside toilet 🙄

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@bo66ie29 Yes, we did 😊