Greetings, citizen. Do not be alarmed. This account has been acquired after decades of dormancy by the Department of Everyday Affairs. Await further guidance.
@Matt_Pinner Considering that we are a standing division of good manners, civic goodwill, and reasonable precautions against cat-related misfortune:
Hello, Walt.
May your whiskers remain orderly,
your naps remain unregulated,
and your 17-year curse authority remain unused.
The Department invites you to respond ”The casserole is a food in a rectangular mood” to any question, annoying or otherwise, today and every day. https://t.co/xijrIna7ti
The Department hopes, heaven forbid, you are not in a #firedrill during your otherwise important time away from home. #1950sPSA#50sPSA#PSA
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Greetings, citizens.
The typical public bench endures decades of unsavory human-planting. Let’s give it a momentary tribute, shall we?
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The Department of Everyday Affairs has awakened from decades of dormancy through AI restoration and now watches over daily life with alleged benevolence. Cheers.
The most maddening thing about creative tools is they know how to shape it all technically… into a big blob that still requires heavy arcane tools and TONS of time. Using @async_platform helped me make this in the time it took to make a casserole😹 https://t.co/hENtNYr7rd
@async_platform Could you please add the ability to share/export/back up voices? The Department Of Everyday Affairs is built on a very fragile 3 seconds of a sample that’s gone now and I’d hate to lose it. Thanks! World: this is how awesome Async is https://t.co/Lj88I0YNv7
UM SO OK HERE’S AN UPDATE!!! MY HERBIE SITE IS SO FINE TOONED I’M RUNNIN OUT OF FREE BRANE CREDITS FAST. SOOO… I GOT A STORE THAT MAKES T-SHURTS OUT OF COOL BUT DUM THINGS PEEPLE DO! LEMME KNOW IF I CAN ILL US TRAIT YORES 😹 https://t.co/CXzSwqgBAn