Rick Nathansen

KANSAS PhiPsi ‘76. Locksmiths Union for 56 years. Avid Birdwatcher. 2x COVID Survivor - 6x Vaccinated. Dave Matthews Band SuperFan. 2x National Champ (‘08,’22)

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

Quoting just so I can pin this masterpiece.

[Queef Latina @greylibertarian]

@nicolep0125 I don’t watch porn, I have tons of hobbies, I live on a farm, I’ve read thousands of books, I work out every day, I’m a pillar of my community.

I think about fucking the shit out of 80% of women I see who are under 55

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

@kgu_moto @BWJ_Muse @MLB Ohtani was my 9 yr old trans pansexual daughter Greg’s favorite player. She/They adored him and even wore 17 in softball. Last week, I walk into Gregs room and she’s gambled away the full $25k we saved for her sex change surgery on online baccarat. Thanks Shohei. Fucking asshole.

[Bobby Witt Jr. Muse @BWJ_Muse]

@MLB Well he’s a gambling addict that placed blame on his translator, so I don’t care. Hit him every at bat for the rest of time.

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

@CaitClarkHater @NotLikeRuss @SwiiFFtAyala 0 chance you played any form of organized basketball with Ron Harper Jr. Working the concession stand at his games & digging in your ass doesn’t count

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

🚨BILL SELF MASTERCLASS🚨 WE WILL SEE YOU AT 1340 OHIO STREET FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP CELEBRATION! @JayhawkCafe

[Michael Swain @MSwain247]

BREAKING: Kansas has landed international big man Paul Mbiya, sources tell @DushawnLondon1. #KUbball

Story: https://t.co/k9bMa3Dm43

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

@SurlyRichard Never heard of Swedish fish?

[Donnie Waltz @DonnieWaltz1776]

@BBGreatMoments We get it bro.

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

Me and @cobeebryant2

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

@NFL_DovKleiman Jason Kelce the best Center of the past quarter century? Find that very very hard to believe

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

Would you rather get diagnosed with AIDS or have to eat Chipotle with a spoon the rest of your life?

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

@DudespostingWs President of Phi Delt at the university of Kansas

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

@JoakimSzn2 I’m looking at Nicky Lopez and Whitt Merrifield. Only “fun” part about those seasons was turning the TV off after the 4th inning every game

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

@CfbSelect @SSN_Kansas @SSN_BigXII Should I show up to your house and ram a tire iron up your ass repeatedly in front of your entire family? Disrespecting one of the most iconic logos and brands in all of college athletics. Get this shit off my timeline.

[Patrick King @KingPat1987]

Tonight I will be commencing a rewatch of the greatest comedy tv series of all time: Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Follow along for episode-by-episode reviews as I spend the next few months inside the mind of Larry David

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

@DHSgov While you guys are at it, @Kevin_McCullar has openly admitted multiple times that he entered the country illegally / non documented along with his father in 2005.

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

@Bane_1522 @df_urie @HoopMixOnly Grown man dick riding Kevin Gates talking about his abs…. We’re gonna get you some help brother don’t worry.

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

@df_urie @HoopMixOnly You’re a fucking moron. “With some drip” he has his whole shirt unbuttoned and codeine belly out courtside at a nationally televised game. Big difference between “having drip” and dressing like a circus clown which is the point of the tweet.

[Rick Nathansen @1967locksmith]

@df_urie @HoopMixOnly “Nearest white guy” it’s Jack Black retard😂😂😂

[Jett Peters, Jr. @jettpetersjr]

@Royals What blackmail does Michael Massey have on our organization?