Gary Duncan

Self-proclaimed genius, master of useless facts and asinine information, and a proud Texan.

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@oldwaver If you had enough sense to read the story, you'd know that his mother was boarding a jet to the UK, but the flight crew said she wasn't fit to fly because of a high risk pregnancy. Had it been left up to his parents, he'd have been born in the UK. Dumbass

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@Super70sSports Arlington Stadium. Twins were in town, either 1974 or 1975.

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@Riffraff3232 I don't feel sorry for the guy. You're in the big leagues. Pull your head out of your ass and pay attention to the game. I hate to be grouchy old guy yelling "get off my lawn", but there's no excuse for mental flatulence at that level.

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@pastorms @iowahawkblog https://t.co/FJcuP5gfLN

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@MikeDoocyFox4 This is the first building Jerry bought that didn't have wheels under it. Is it any surprise that it took 18 years to go to Dollar General and buy curtains?

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@Riffraff3232 Beautiful Harvey Martin.

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@JaredSandler Anything Nolan did from no hitters 5, 6, and 7, to 5000 Ks and 300 wins.

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@Super70sSports "You know Steve, I got it figured out. He's kissing her on the strikes, and she's kissing him on the balls!"

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@Super70sSports Slowpoke would pop a cap in your ass

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@J_SAND3RS @Dutch_Oven45 Whatever it takes!

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@october44 @ThatsALottaGs You really want to try Benn on for size, chief? You really must love your dentist.

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@CIBouchey @JaredSandler He should have the MVP for 1989

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@YoungChuy23 Hey @grok what statue is he referring to?

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@SportsSturm If you subscribe to the premise that Canada's best 3 players are Makar, MacKinnon, and McDavid, which I do, Canada's best were a combined -5 for the game.

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@Sut_40 He was a weapons grade jackass. There's really nothing else to say about him.

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@HawkDunlap Scattered, smothered, and covered. Go Hawk!

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@JaredSandler Congratulations buddy! Much love to mom and sweet Annie!

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@HawkDunlap I've got your back here in Wichita Falls! Go get 'em Hawk!

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

@ThunderbirdRay @voxanimae_ @OwenNewkirk He's the #3 goal scorer in the entire NHL right now, and his overall metrics are elite. You're trying to say he's a garbage collector. You aren't watching games, window licker. He's an elite sniper.

[Gary Duncan @1969Dunc]

Look at this Bill Guerin..... 💀🖕

[Owen Newkirk @OwenNewkirk]

Jason Robertson has 29 goals in 50 games this year, the 4th-most goals in 50-game start to the season in Dallas Stars team history:

33 - Jason Robertson (2022-23)
32 - Mike Modano (1993-94)
30 - Jason Robertson (2021-22)
29 - Jason Robertson (2025-26)

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