Tom Anderson

[Tom Anderson @1972tomtom]

@Anderson03S @dazstevnson1953 Make sure you wipe your feet on the way out of that shithole mate!! PUP

[cant beat a bit of bully 🎯 @CantBully]

I’m coming out of Twitter retirement, sorry I’ve been away so long it’s now called X (stupid name) To wish my big broski @Anderson03S a happy 21st birthday!!! Did you know mate if you times it by 7 that’s your dog age, so you’d be err aah umm bloody old! ♥️ ♥️♥️🎯🎯🎯

[Tom Anderson @1972tomtom]

@Luke313131 @Anderson03S @tomc_1984 Luke 🤝spelling tarring incorrectly. @Anderson03S definitely wasn’t zeroing the entire fanbase with the same brush.

[Tom Anderson @1972tomtom]

@Anderson03S @theawayfans

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Halloween giveaway time!👻
RT for a chance to win this Where There’s a Will There’s a Wake Podcast’s coffin box of goodies! Basically lots of tat including prawn, for those in the know. I’ll do a random scroll and winner pick on Monday 23rd. Good luck! #WTAWTAW🎃
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[Tom Anderson @1972tomtom]

@NFLUK Anderson 15 @Vikings

[Tom Anderson @1972tomtom]

@NFLUK Noah 15 Vikings

[Tom Anderson @1972tomtom]

@NFLUK Noah 15, Vikings.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

Loved your joke last night, @rickygervais.

Shame the rest of Twitter didn't get it (apart from @Baddiel).

@piersmorgan | @TalkTV | #piersmorganuncensored

[Tom Anderson @1972tomtom]

@MarkFisher486 @DopeGsaint

[LADbible @ladbible]

Elon musk when he realizes he bought Twitter for $44 billion but we all got it for free off the app store...

https://t.co/uIFPpQ4A9d

[cant beat a bit of bully 🎯 @CantBully]

@Anderson03S Gidday mate, what’s your favourite colour blue? What’s your favourite pastime sport? Sorry I missed you earlier I was running aimlessly around the garden. Have an ace time in Oz broski put a shrimp in the barbie dude. 🎯🎯🎯

[cant beat a bit of bully 🎯 @CantBully]

@Anderson03S Hey broski, what’s the dealio. I thought we had an understanding. I LET you go travelling and you don’t forget ME!! 3 weeks and already you’re taking photos of other dogs. What the actual eff? Still love you though 🎯🎯🎯

[cant beat a bit of bully 🎯 @CantBully]

@Pompey I wasn’t there as I wasn’t even alive but I’ve heard all about it. #pup 🎯🎯🎯

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Boris Johnson chuckles and pulls faces as Rishi Sunak talks about people huddling in basements in Ukraine. #springstatement

[cant beat a bit of bully 🎯 @CantBully]

In honour of my big broski @Anderson03S starting his Thailand tour proper tomorrow here’s my fave joke …a Buddhist monk walks into a pizza shop and says “ make me one with everything!” Have a great time and Namaste 🙏 peace out bro 🎯🎯🎯

[Tom Anderson @1972tomtom]

@CantBully @Anderson03S exactly Bullseye, if their Adam’s Apple is bigger than yours….. in fact if they got one at all give them a body swerve.

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