Brad Carter

Craft beer drinking , wrestling and Simpson watching tattooed GTA Canuck. Dig all things comic book related .Nuff said.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Someone replaced the dinosaurs in JURASSIC PARK with PEE-WEE HERMAN and I love it even more now 😂🔥 (not created with AI btw)

[401_da_sarpanch @401_da_sarpanch]

#REPORT: Ex-Criminal Lawyer Turned Author Jeff Brown Files Lawsuit Against The Toronto Star For Allegedly Failing To Publish Story Given By RCMP Source About PM Justin Trudeau Allegedly Watching Underage P*rn on His Devices. — Brown Alleges, Investigative Journalist Robert Cribb Confirmed The Source Was Credible & The Story Was Going Public, But Never Did.🚨

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

The Oscar nominations were announced this week. And Tom Hanks and Jodie Foster are in a heated competition in the Academy's controversial new category:

Best Retard.

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

😂😂

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

By the way, April Fools is cancelled today. Keep your jokes to yourself because this whole year has been one already. We’re tired.
Today is March 32nd.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

CHUCK NORRIS will be a huge miss but the Walker Texas Ranger/Conan O'Brian bit is immortal.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

lousy Smarch weather

[Satire Squad HQ @SatireSquadHQ]

Justin Trudeau as depicted by GROK.

[Canada Roast @CanadaRoast]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Canada renames itself Retardland, unveils new flag

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

It’s that time of year again.

Happy President’s Day.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Tag a retard

[WrestleBooks @WrestleBooksLSC]

Happy Valentine’s Day! 🔨

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Happy Valentines Day

[Stan Lee @TheRealStanLee]

Stay grumpy, folks!

#StanLee #StanLeeUniverse #Marvel #Excelsior #NuffSaid

[The National Roast @NationalRoast]

BREAKING NEWS ALERT:
Ottawa, December 24, 2025 — The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) has culled Santa's reindeer after potential exposure to Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD) was detected during a pre-Christmas border inspection.
The alert was triggered by unusual symptoms observed in Rudolph, whose distinctive red nose prompted further testing for prion-related illnesses common in cervids. Officials stated the measure is necessary to prevent any risk of disease transmission within Canada's reindeer populations.
A spokesperson for the North Pole expressed deep concern, noting the reindeer are essential for tonight's global deliveries. Alternative arrangements are reportedly under consideration.
The CFIA emphasized that public health and agricultural safety remain top priorities. Story tip provided by @Southpontiac

[Steve Inman @SteveInman]

A Non-essential Christmas Story

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[Sheldon Yakiwchuk @YakkStack]

Have you ever wondered why millions of Canadians suddenly believe the exact same things and all at the exact same time?

You turn on the TV.
That familiar theme music starts.
Your shoulders drop.
Your guard comes down.

And before the anchor even speaks - you’re already being programmed. This isn’t conspiracy theory.

This is science they never taught you. Every major Canadian network - CBC, CTV, Global, Citytv - opens their newscasts with almost identical background tones.

I ran the audio through a custom created spectrum analyzer and here’s what I found in the first 3 minutes (the part that plays before you can change the channel) - A carrier tone locked at 101.9 Hz (felt in your chest, linked in sound-healing circles to “heart coherence” and emotional trust)

A slow binaural sweep from 1 Hz → 4.25 Hz (deep delta → low theta)

That exact range is the same one used in:
Yoga Nidra “non-sleep deep rest” protocols
Lucid-dream induction tracks
Clinical trauma-release therapy (TRE, somatic experiencing)

Translation: the music alone is pulling your brain into a half-asleep, hyper-suggestible state where critical thinking shuts off and emotional compliance switches on. This is modern Pavlov’s bell, but instead of salivating dogs, we now have obedient voters. They studied this for decades - sentence structure with deliberate pauses
Repetition of trigger phrases (“safe and effective,” “experts say,” “the science is settled”).

Rising intonation that mimics a parent calming a frightened child;

All layered on top of those delta/theta beats.

You feel calm.
You feel safe.
You feel like the people on screen care about you.

That feeling isn’t love.

That’s engineered trance and the craziest part is that it works best on people who think they’re too smart to be influenced. The higher your IQ, the more you trust the source (“It’s the CBC, they wouldn’t lie”).

The lower the IQ, the more the raw emotional entrainment works.

Together...they create one giant, synchronized hive mind.

This isn’t left vs right.

This is top vs bottom.

They don’t need guards or guns when they control the frequency your brain runs at every night at 6 p.m.

Wake up before the next chime.

Or not...you know...whatever, man.