Toranta Dave

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

@meatscraps @shannonsiemens well deserved buddy #forallthepotstirring

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

@shannonsiemens look familiar #mikesnaughtycutlery

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

If that girl had as many cocks sticking out of her body as shes had in her body, she'd be a porcupine!

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

"she's got a nice ass, face is whatever" you don't fuck the face, you face the fuck

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

@TrolverC @pegcitytoon @meatscraps gonna go buy your kid a new leg and foot for his birthday?

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

@trolverc I think you should wear a tinfoil hat #plantaverageconspiracy

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

@TrolverC can your buddy tattoo baseball stitching on my balls?

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

@meatscraps cause you never met me, I read books damn it!

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

I was too footloose and fancy free, I would've moved to Saskatchewan

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

I used to read books, you never met me

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

Problem with an orgy....you know you had a good time, you don't know who to thank

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

Dear @TrolverC I think you want to get corn holed by a coinstar machine

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

@TrolverC @pegcitytoon the most one upping guy in the world.

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

Philly dale is now known as pollywog

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

I don't like hangovers cause the food at remand center sucks

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

Disco on a bus

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

@TrolverC you know what you need to key a vehicle? A garden fork......wtf

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

If I win that hsc home first thing I'm doin is installing a outhouse

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

New dragons den idea...... Personal modified piss jugs, for when you gotta go

[Toranta Dave @1981_dave]

I want no woman with a iq higher than a hundred! I want stupid