matty ice

work hard play harder

[matty ice @1983burner]

I’m a machine that turns beers into piss

[matty ice @1983burner]

@marty7daniels “You have a new follow suggestion”

[matty ice @1983burner]

whatever’s wrong with me, it’s working

[matty ice @1983burner]

when the 95 y.o. patient with dementia says “I remember a tall handsome guy helping me last time, that must be you!” 😊😊😊

[matty ice @1983burner]

i’m droppin coin on every kid’s lemonade stand. mad props to those tiny hustlers grinding like they’re runnin the block!

[matty ice @1983burner]

what type of sadistic fuck grows up and wants to be a dentist

[matty ice @1983burner]

how times have changed

[matty ice @1983burner]

I’m a machine that turns beers into piss

[matty ice @1983burner]

almost ate jack in the box sober… phew! shout out new amsterdam vodka 😋

[matty ice @1983burner]

i need a scotch egg and a beer rn

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when they make hate island somebody link me

[matty ice @1983burner]

i’m done being positive. spread negativity

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

taco bell

[matty ice @1983burner]

eggshells in my mc muffin really pissing me off 😡

[matty ice @1983burner]

this happened to me once

[matty ice @1983burner]

“there’s a difference between being the best and being the best you can be”

[matty ice @1983burner]

update: might have killed that shit

[matty ice @1983burner]

today marks one month out from the most influential day on the rest of my life. i’ve never felt so stressed

[matty ice @1983burner]

4/20 on easter?? talk about holy smokes !

[matty ice @1983burner]

do you think lebron still struggles to sleep at night doubting his potential? wondering if he’s not good enough?

[matty ice @1983burner]

@ShyonDieon take it in a month then the agonizing wait for the score starts idk which is worse

[matty ice @1983burner]

today marks one month out from the most influential day on the rest of my life. i’ve never felt so stressed