ZAY💤

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

when you sacrifice your daughter but its okay because you have that shit on

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Robert Pattinson the whole ending of the Odyssey:

[Nuella 💕🎀🌸 @dfw_ella_]

Odysseus when he saw his men around that BBQ

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

people my age are having kids and I’m just here counting down the hours until i see the new Spider-Man movie

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Getting attached to the car ahead that you've followed for 45 minutes and then they suddenly take the exit like we had nothing

[ZAY💤 @1990_Coleworld]

This really bouta be a season of loneliness for me

[ZAY💤 @1990_Coleworld]

If 2016 me met current 2026 me I’m pretty sure 2016 me would expire himself lmao

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

We lost the art of having friends come over just to hang out

[𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒓 ✞ @Juniorr21_]

"Congratulations! You got the job. You start at 7am on monday"

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron leaving his son to go play with the guy who called his son trash

[ClarkQuill97 @CQuill97]

Lanterns, you have moved me

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

left bronny in la like a reverse fresh prince

[James @ScriptsByJames]

FINALLY that bullshit it is over with

Fill out the roster now @MiamiHEAT thx

[ZAY💤 @1990_Coleworld]

Alright Pablo, do your thing

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

The Miami heat are curious to why LeBron James went to the Sixers for half the money they offered, per @LeBatardShow

(h/t @Thechat101)

[K. @K_Said_Que]

As a Heat fan..I wanted Bron. But that Philly shit a nasty fit too.

There is only one rock. They all need it to be their best selves. Only Bron is a “true playmaker”. And none of them play well off of each other.

Shit gone be clunky, but ahh well..WE GOT THE FREAK AT HOME!

Fuck em. We Ball.

[ZAY💤 @1990_Coleworld]

@CrownUponKings Man just when I started to have hope for my team lol

[ZAY💤 @1990_Coleworld]

This nigga Bron 🤦🏾‍♂️

[ZAY💤 @1990_Coleworld]

A black Sixers Bron jersey gonna go hard tho