Lexi Anderson

Probably eating snacks

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

The idea of dating makes me want to vomit

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

@SamanthadonB Hi it’s me 🙋🏼‍♀️ I’m right here

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

@SamanthadonB Oh man this is too relatable

[sam bam ♡ @SamanthadonB]

i have come to the conclusion… my heart is broken. and by broken i don’t mean hurt, i mean out of commission. it simply doesn’t work anymore.

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

@ebaniexsav This makes me so happy

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

LMFAO

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

Honestly my favourite people in my life are the ones who I can send memes back and forth too consistently and occasionally check in with. Y’all the real MVPs

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

Can people who aren’t educated in nutrition stop giving bad nutritional advise. I swear to god gym tok is so damn toxic, I can’t.

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

Me watching Love is Blind wondering how the hell these dress shops are managing to alter these dresses in under a week??

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

I will never understand why Americans wear their shoes in the house

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

Tired of always feeling defeated

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

@rengedfern 💕💕

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

@rengedfern Paddle boarding alone will build up that strength, it’s more of a workout than it looks. If you’re wanting to do SUP yoga I personally find hard shells are easier to balance on compared to the inflatable ones! You’re probably a lot stronger than you think you are 🙂

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

Catch me getting down on one knee

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

Don’t know if I should be impressed or concerned that every single birthday post with a photo of me I’m absolutely hammered

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

Whoever the nark was thanks for providing us future comedy

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

HAJAAHHAJAH I ASKED MY BFFS MY RED FLAGS

[Lexi Anderson @1997jellybean]

For those people who think planks slow down time, obviously you haven’t done a 3 minute hover going through “sticky mud” in spin class #killme