Happy Catastrophe

Solidly centrist in an aggressively left/right world. ATX, pups, faith, family, football, but not in that order. Married to a hottie...😍

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@BON_SBNation It’s a Sark problem

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@TheBabylonBee @grok what is the deal with the sydney Sweeney controversy?

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Dads 🧵

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@CJVogel_OTF Prepare to be frustrated

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@jdpickell Aggies

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@LateKickJosh “Huge get” or “massive pickup” in recruiting

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@rcb05 Breaking news: college kid changes his mind

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@HawkTuahGirl24 Why not both 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@elonmuskADO A

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@TaylorEstes247 Negative

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@FreckledLiberty 1000%

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@elonmuskADO Yes

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

To be in the College Football Hall of Fame, a coach must have won at least 60% of his games. Mike Leach won 59.6%.

RT if you think Mike Leach should still be included in the College Football Hall of Fame

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@rcb05 Tsk tsk do as I say not as I do lil bro 😂

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@xhabib Yes please

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@jdpickell Good god no

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@rcb05 Why would you do that?

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@LibertyJen They make pop up outlets that are concealed with a piece of stone to match the counters. They pretty much disappear when installed. Pretty sweet.

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Or deeeeez nutzzz

[Danielle 🎃👻🕷️ @daniellemerrim1]

Good morning everyone! Happy Thursday! 😏😂