carson

[Rick Saratoga @toga_party_]

My girl watching me drink 12 beers then do my Asian accent to the waiter at Chili’s

[carson @19inchesofvenom]

@_Bluemarkus this is a funny tweet about the Big Brother television show

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

When I go to the Inde Navarrette meet and greet and see that little mole under her eye

[chuckles @tallztin]

shameik moore has lost his goddamn mind

[Big Boris @BigBoris_2]

They’ve done these little animations for every one of their games to come out in nearly a decade, and not a single one has been funny.

[TripleAAAkers 🔻 @TripleAAAkers7]

snapchat me that pussy

or facetime me that pussy if it’s coo

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

He was squirting blood like a goon in Kill Bill and that nigga had the audacity to say sources tell me he’s stable 😭

[carson @19inchesofvenom]

@LILUZIVERT can you pay for my tuition?

[Lucy Julian Lucy @InTheHalfPearl]

Tyler The Creator in 2011: fuck a hoe, tape her mouth shut so she can’t say no

Tyler The Creator in 2026:

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish_]

Magneto is set to have an updated origin in the MCU 'X-MEN' reboot.

He will reportedly be a victim of The Woke Agenda.

(Source: https://t.co/5SZjw0O58P)

[Spider-Man News @SpiderMan_Newz]

Want some straight teeth from Venom ???

Well Venoms teeth from Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 3 is currently being auctioned off

Current bid is $125

(https://t.co/wzu7u06e55)

[Sethy @Brizksie]

I might just whip it out mid movie #ReadyfortheReeves

[Meth Gator @themeth_gator]

This version of Wolverine is a H*CKIN BADASS! Who needs a middle finger when you have a middle CLAW!?!?!? I can’t wait to play this while my wife gets fucked in the other room

[Bea 🏳️‍⚧️🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

Listening to Bob Dylan at high volume in public and getting hit with the loudest harmonica solo ever

[JtheFrog @JtheFrog0]

Saw a black person today, does that mean we are getting Miles Morales in the MCU soon?

[• @moreali2x]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me nigger