Matthew McLachlan

Playwright, TV Writer, and moderately decent Batman encyclopedia. Co-host of Comic Booked! The Podcast.

[Matthew McLachlan @19martymcfly85]

I’m going to start calling people fart knocker, again. You’ve been warned fart knockers.

[Matthew McLachlan @19martymcfly85]

Note to self: do not Google a Sopranos character name unless you intend to have things spoiled for you. #sopranoswatch #sopranos

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It’s buckwild how much my adulthood is based on what VHS tapes I owned as a child.

[Lisa @JLisaJay]

If there was a Hollywood candle it would just smell like pee and weed.

[Matthew McLachlan @19martymcfly85]

Anyone else feel a small sense of victory when the MTA announcer gets mad at someone holding the doors? #mta #newyork #imnotanasshole

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Pretty damn good night #playwright #newwork #chaintheatre #nyc #theatre #davidzayas

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There’s a whole episode about how it would ruin a man’s reputation if other men knew he likes going down on women. This show is only 22 years old, folks. #Sopranoswatch #Sopranos

[Matthew McLachlan @19martymcfly85]

I don’t think I even wanted Joffrey to die as much as I want Tony’s mom to die #sopranoswatch #freudmaybe

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Watching The Sopranos for the first time so get ready for some dated-ass tweets #sopranoswatch #Sopranos

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I literally woke up think, “why hasn’t there been a sequel show to Boy Meets World called Guy Meets World?” Needless to say my sleep hasn’t been so good these days.

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My annual tradition of forgetting if Angela Lansbury is alive or not. She is.

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How the fuck do you become a writer on Rick & Morty without sexual favors and/or murder? Manifestation, I guess? #RickandMorty #writers @RickandMorty @JustinRoiland

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Does anyone else feel like writing is just wrestling the idea to the f*cking ground until you finally pin down what you’re trying to say? Or are you normal. #playwriting #screenwriting #writing

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This handsome and talented guy is starring in a staged reading of my brand new play The Demand of Avarice, this Friday, October 1st, IN PERSON at The Chain Theatre in NYC! Come check it out! #davidzayas #dexter #DexterNewBlood #theatre #nyc #playwriting #livetheatre

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@zakiyyahwashere Also down to know these people. Looking to do that myself.

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@clareh_video @LHissrich Congrats!

[Matthew McLachlan @19martymcfly85]

The world is healing.

[Duncan for Apples (on Blsky as kingduncan) @kingduncan42]

Saw my first play submission with " We will not consider plays about the COVID-19 pandemic."

[Matthew McLachlan @19martymcfly85]

My relationship has become telling my partner what my cat’s doing.

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@MrKirkleton Classics never die, my friend.

[Matthew McLachlan @19martymcfly85]

Writing a play is kinda like yoga: It hurts, you don’t know why you’re doing it, and then you finish, and for some reason, you feel better. And you’re sweaty.

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-Raises hand aggressively-

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Getting ready to go to the job that I applied for and badly wanted