.@ClayTravis says "Love You Forever" is the saddest children's book ever written.
@BuckSexton has it in Speed's stack of books and will read it to him tonight.
Will the Buckster be able to hold back the tears?
@DFGrille how in the world do you think you’re justified in charging your customers $13 for the same onion rings I can get from sonic Whataburger, Burger King, and any other decently fast food restaurant you can think of?
You should be making your onion rings from scratch.
@DFGrille so at lunch today my wife ordered me onion rings. We paid $13 for frozen onion rings. If i pay $13 for onion rings, i expect them to be fresh and made on site
@IndyCar it might behoove you to look at the @nascar and @f1 schedules next year and make sure you don’t have any off weekends when @NASCAR and @F1 both have weekends off.
You might get some fresh eyes!👀
Really at @TxDOT. A full amber alert like broadcast for a DFW hwy closure at 10:50pm on Friday night. What the hell. That might affect half of one percent of the metroplex population.