~Grouchy Smurf~

Like to have fun, cut-up, retweet people. Nothin serious just some fun.

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

When you go out on that date with her guys, ESPECIALLY the first time, be sure to wear some really expensive cologne Why you may ask? Because her nostrils will be the first of her holes you penetrate.
😛😈🍆

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

@Ginalilvol Definiyely!! And looks like he's just getting start. 😜

[Fact @Fact]

The unhappiest people in this world tend to be the people who care the most about what everyone else thinks.

[Hayden Adkins 2026 @HaydenAdkins03]

Got in some pitching before the ❄️ today since I had the 🏫 day off. So ready for 🥎 season to start! #softball #pitcher #goals @DeTribe18u @TopPreps @CoastRecruits @SBRRetweets @SoftballDown @IHartFastpitch @302sbrecruits @Uorangemen @GDsports24 @AScholarsBrand @ExtraInningSB

[Hayden Adkins 2026 @HaydenAdkins03]

Had a blast with my teammates today playing laser tag at our annual holiday party! 🎄 Missing @SnelsireAva @megan_daisey and Maggie. 💚🖤🥎@DeTribe18u @TopPreps @CoastRecruits @SBRRetweets @SoftballDown @IHartFastpitch @302sbrecruits @Uorangemen @GDsports24 @AScholarsBrand

[Reaghan Oney @ReaghanOney11]

“Success is where preparation and opportunity meet” - Bobby Unser
Spent the weekend getting prepared for Scenic City! @e_newellcoach @CamdenDecker @AnnaShelnutt @TroyTrojansSB @LalondeSoftball @corner2cornerpc @riseupsports1 @MC_Lady_Indians @mpuckit11 @ercharles15 @ForceSouthern

[Reaghan Oney @ReaghanOney11]

#ICHOSETROY
Getting so excited!! @e_newellcoach @CamdenDecker @AnnaShelnutt @TroyTrojansSB

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

I loved going over to Kingsport weekly when I lived in Greeneville and Bristol @the1stNoeI

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

🤣

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

I appreciate her for that. Definitely. You know that Grouchy Smurf is the backup for the Grinch. Remember I step in if he's sidelined. Okay maybe not but I'm just trying to get what the Grinch got from her...or...

[Sweets🍬🍭 @Sweets_tweets__]

Ya'll should be thanking her.

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

@NadaAJones 😂🙃

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

@JGordonBramer He realizes Twitter was around long before AI, right?

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

@LisaSimpson24 🤣

[Hayden Adkins 2026 @HaydenAdkins03]

Putting in some work this morning! Now about to go to my Tribe 💚🖤🥎 team Christmas party!! #softballpitcher #pitching #beyourbest @DeTribe18u @TopPreps @CoastRecruits @SBRRetweets @SoftballDown @IHartFastpitch @302sbrecruits @Uorangemen @GDsports24 @AScholarsBrand @gatorjack72

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

Lemme leave this right here:
#RollTide

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

@Ginalilvol I want the works on mine!

[👑🎸Rⲟⲥⲕⲓⲛ'*Ⲙ*🎸👑 @RockLovesMe2]

Brilliant! 😂

[Victoria Delatorre @victoriadlt2026]

It’s GAME DAY🔥. But 1st up, my Chemistry midterm. 2️⃣ scrimmages today and then the unthinkable happens. No ⚽️ this weekend, SAY WHAT‼️ #🔟™️ #BabyMamba🐍

@ImYouthSoccer @ImCollegeSoccer @SoccerMomInt @CoastRecruits

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

@LewisWigout Jimmy Noonan....defensive player. He'd make a play and the stadium would erupt in "Nooooooooonan"

[~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery]

@Ginalilvol Did, do and will continue