God

Been helping ordinary folk for millenia's. Sent my son down for a while but he messed it up a bit. Need to find a lady God.

[Max Branning @MaxBranning__]

Want to say a huge thank you to my Twitter followers before I reach 2k. I always tweet as myself and never anyone else. #Eastenders xxx

[God @1AllmightyGod]

I decide who, I decide when, I decide who.

[God @1AllmightyGod]

"@godlessgirl: We had Chinese food for dinner tonight because Catholics love to steal traditions from the Jews. #Christmas"I'll av bread/WTO

[God @1AllmightyGod]

@didyhakecu you're lucky every year I have to buy jesus a xmas present as its HIS day. Spoilt little wanker.

[God @1AllmightyGod]

"@RainesAudrey: Merry #Xmas from #SpaceInvader!"bah humbug

[God @1AllmightyGod]

Its bastards Jesus's birthday and I forgot hi birthday cake. Shit xmas this will be.

[God @1AllmightyGod]

@mstanyabranning I need a new goddess. Can I screw you? Licky licky. X

[God @1AllmightyGod]

@missemmadingley just before I went out this morning.

[Max Branning @MaxBranning__]

"@_JackBranning: http://www.reliablecleaningandservices call them for all your cleaning needs around Bristol." Good company.

[God @1AllmightyGod]

"@_JackBranning: "@1AllmightyGod: @_JackBranning I have a prick I call Jesus"that is what @sharon_rickman calls me during sex."Ha ha

[God @1AllmightyGod]

Do you like my new squat rack? @adamjkemp @EmilyGrimes4

[God @1AllmightyGod]

@EmilyGrimes4 who is going to look after the kids?

[God @1AllmightyGod]

@c4paralympics. Abs_olutely brilliant. That's the 3 superlatives I can sum it up in.

[God @1AllmightyGod]

"@MaxBranning__: @_JackBranning really Jack? @Katslatermoon12 calls me god during sex."Fuck off Max I'm the only god.

[God @1AllmightyGod]

@_JackBranning I have a prick I call Jesus

[God @1AllmightyGod]

#oscaryes if Oliviera won in the able bodied 200m we would be examining his leg length as an advantage wouldn't we?

[God @1AllmightyGod]

@rickygervais Idiot

[God @1AllmightyGod]

@Lord_Sugar thanks but to busy for tv.

[God @1AllmightyGod]

If I FF'd everyone who prayed for one I would fill every ones time line for weeks. #FuckOff