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Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
I've got a fake laugh with your name all over it.
Joined October 2012
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Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
over 10 years ago
$24,000 English degree, and a 7-year-old at my table just used a word I didn't know.
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 11 years ago
Me: *clears empty plate* how was everything? Customer: *chuckling* awful, I hated it. Me: *repeatedly stabs them in the face with fork*
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 11 years ago
A moment of silence for my wasted potential
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 11 years ago
You win again, fry bowl.
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Hater the PATROIT
@HaterTheWaiter
Former waiter now full-time PATROIT! Karate Sensay to Seal Team 6/Makeout coach to supermodels/Enfluencer. NOT a parity account-I’m the real deal #PATROITPOSSEE
Bitter Ass Server
@BitterAssServer
The service industry sucks so bad I had to take it to the tweets. Email:
[email protected]
Bar Tender
@bartender_h8s_u
I've been working in the restaurant industry for a long time. Maybe too long.
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 11 years ago
I will not eat fries I will not eat fries I will not eat fries I will not eat fries I will not eat fries I will not eat fries I will not
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 11 years ago
Remember to relax. It's steak and fries, not saving lives.
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 11 years ago
When you accidentally splash dirty cutlery water into your mouth and don't even flinch, it's probably time to get out of the serving game
1AngryWaitress
retweeted
servers at heart
@waitresslife
over 11 years ago
you know you're a server when you require an alarm to be up at 10:30 am
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
over 11 years ago
Unless the way you're tapping on your glass is morse code for "excuse me, may I please have more water", then you're being a real dick.
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
over 11 years ago
And on Wednesdays, we wear the same uniforms we wear every other day...
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
over 11 years ago
You probably think we have an unspoken agreement in which I don't eat your fries off your plate before I bring it to you, but you're wrong.
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
over 11 years ago
A woman just asked for a decaf non-fat vanilla latte. What about our menu made you think that was even a possibility?
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
over 11 years ago
I'd like to give a shout out to all the bus boys out there who consistently fail to do their jobs. Thanks for never letting me down.
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
over 11 years ago
When people ask "What's your story?" I say "You got 21 years for me to tell it?" then we laugh and I never tell them anything about myself.
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 12 years ago
Running food is my cardio.
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 12 years ago
Caught myself saying "Mr. Potato, you're my best friend" to my mid-shift snack of a baked potato so I think it's time to change jobs now
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 12 years ago
The best is when people ask you to add your own shitty tip to the total instead of doing it themselves. Talk about adding insult to injury.
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 12 years ago
I was away traveling for 2 months. Day 1 back at work: Forgot to wear underwear and multiple people ordered herbal tea with dinner. Classic.
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 12 years ago
If I got paid for all the hours I spend having nightmares about serving I would be seriously loaded
Your Angry Waitress
@1AngryWaitress
almost 12 years ago
A girl said it was her birthday. As a joke, my coworker said to stand on her chair so he could sing to her. Turns out, she only had 1 leg.
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