AudreyRoberts

You never know I might sign up for Zoomba classes, I might have to keep myself occupied while the bf I paid for uses my dildo.

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

It's 8.11am! I've just got in from a mad one! Too many stripes! #MassiveComeDown

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Just watching Jeremy Kyle! Poor bastard, I wonder if he could fix my train wreck of a family! #whathaveidone

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Rat loose in the rovers! #gailsfanny

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Feeling abit down today, Lewis tried to shag my neck..cos it looks like a fucking twat.

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

I love cock. #Cockycock

[Cyw-anon @Samb0i]

OMG @1AudreyRoberts is following me. Let me flick thy bean lmao!

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Some of my followers have unfollowed me? Why? #Rude

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

AhhhhhhhOhLaLa #WankHoliday

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Dildo has died, deffo over used today #WankHoliday

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Ahh these crabs are killing me! #PainInMyFanny

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

I've just died my pubes blue...again #BestThingIveEverDone

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Spread your legs and spike your pubes into a mohawk! #BestThingIveEverDone

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

So I've been thinking I could spread my extensive knowledge on hairdressing! #MyHairIsTheShit

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

OH they've moved corrie to 9 cos of Britain's got nowt!! #Bastards

[Nigel @toxicbrit]

Corrie looks so good this week

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Lastnight I got bummed so hard I sicked up a poo! #ItsAHardLife

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Just frigged myself off so hard I broke a finger! #WankHoliday

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Gail has gone to make a cuppa! #DangerWank

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Aww got through a pack of AA's already today! Back to using my right hand! #WankHoliday

[AudreyRoberts @1AudreyRoberts]

Aww I got myself suspended from twitter...Nightmare