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[x @elroy__preston]

*Beanie Sigel has entered the chat*

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[kiwi. 📍chi | PPi @KiuiAirica]

Chicago is so lit this weekend it’s damn near illegal to be inside

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Hol’on

[Marvin @sp4rtan300]

N*ggas was like wtf is “Kubernetes” 😂😂😂

We still early 😆😆

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

this is only cool because you can’t read any of the signs. in america this would just be a barrage of MCDONALDS SHELL NORDSTROM 7ELEVEN KFC TARGET ULTA CHIPOTLE MACYS CHEVRON WENDYS CVS TJ MAXX STARBUCKS AMPM OLD NAVY HOBBY LOBBY WALMART SEPHORA ARBYS GAP SINCLAIR TACO BELL KOHLS

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

They published a 900-page book in 2023 that told everyone exactly what they planned to do if/when Trump won.

Many people chose not to believe them.

[J-LIVE @realJLive]

OH SHIT! 🤣🤣🤣

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Everyone bully Kevin O’Leary until he shrinks it to 0 acres

[soldieryoncé 🐝 @soldieryonce]

The repeated Jay Z clip is taking me out😭😭😭😭

[Nyne @nyne_tailed_fox]

There’s so much going on this weekend! Pokémon Go Fest, Blues Fest, Greek Fest, Ribfest, 57th Street Art Fair, Food Truck Fest. Chicago is officially OUTSIDE.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Interesting that wage theft is never called a national crisis

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

So how exactly does this work when the Pentagon declares Israel a hostile enemy while at the same time Congress votes to merge Israel and US military?

[moon child @marxistnila]

fun fact. this cutter is designed for disabled people. a lot of things we use on the daily (eg: ramraj velcro veshtis, magnet knife holders etc) are all invented for disabled ppl. increasing accessibility for disabled ppl makes the world a better place for everybody

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

Buying a house with my lunch money

[MrDaddy Sr. @Mr_Daddy_2_You]

Stay Out Of Their Punk Ass Businesses
#WeNoBuy bitches

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

my ex wore socks whenever she was mad at me

[•UP•NORTH•TRIPS• @evboogie]

"I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red."

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

White people are always confused when they see something capable of violence not using violence at every opportunity.

[Gun Gnome @GunGnome]

Maybe I'm just a weirdo but sometimes I think about dead technology while it's still alive.

Every night, my watch takes a few minutes out of its little schedule and it starts to listen for a radio signal from its friends at the world's atomic time clocks.

Eventually those signals will be shut down or upgraded in some way that fundamentally changes them so old receivers can no longer pick them up. There will come a night where this watch hears that signal for the last time ever. The watch has no way of knowing this is the final time, and it will keep listening for that series of pulses until it's no longer capable of listening.

Because this watch is solar powered (and because it's a Casio so it'll live forever) some archaeologist hundreds of years from now could probably dig up my skeleton and take my watch and wear it for the rest of their life, forever wondering what that little "RC" message means at night.