Benjamin Landry

Poet/Teacher/Author of MERCIES IN THE AMERICAN DESERT, PARTICLE AND WAVE and BURN LYRICS. Alas, I cannot turn it off.

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Whoever nominated MERCIES IN THE AMERICAN DESERT for a Pushcart, thank you so much. I never know nominators, but I am wishing them loads of good karma. Happy National Poetry Month to you and yours. #NationalPoetryMonth https://t.co/7PuxkuhJNz

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Bookish People:

Tired of supporting social-media-owning billionaire-fascists? COME ON OVER.
https://t.co/xjSVFC6B6v

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What kind of psychopath BBQs a ribeye?

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Jr: We need Republican like dog catchers because who knows what they're going to do with those dogs. We've been seeing the videos, I don't know. They’re like.. how dare you say that was a dog? Like it's a dog, it's a cat. It's something with four legs and really small. I can tell you what it's not, it's not a rib eye, it's not something any of you have ever barbecued before. I can assure you that.

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@Acyn What kind of psychopath BBQs a ribeye?

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@MenInBlazers “So, so goooood.”

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@MenInBlazers PL Matchweek 10: 🍌

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At least one #Trump supporter was upset about him fellating his #microphone: Vladimir Putin, who, when he learned of it, exclaimed, “I thought we were exclusive!”

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Just hearing about Trump’s mic-job. Someone tell me, did he spit or swallow?

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@MenInBlazers [Smoke seeping out from beneath Arteta’s Lego hair]

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Give this man a trash bag and a grabber. He’s ready for his criminal sentencing! #TrumpForPrison2024

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@PIF_en @FIIKSA 🏳️‍⚧️

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Movie idea for 2024:

Scumbag Billionaires

#bezosisacoward #Musk

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Love the ghost of #ArnoldPalmer cockblocking TFG’s bid for the White House.

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@MenInBlazers “Darwin Núñez Offside” is the drinking game that will ruin us.

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@MenInBlazers The best closers graft can buy.

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#robotaxi #Elon

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@MenInBlazers 2 minutes later, they nearly concede on a turnover playing out of the back. 🎢😅😰

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When he tried to amend the path of Hurricane Dorian with a Sharpie, the fumes must have gotten to his brain.

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Kid’s room after sleepover.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

NASA released the clearest view of Mars ever.

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@JoJoFromJerz Anyone else catch this?

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@RonFilipkowski Howard-Dean-scream level disqualifying.