Avs in 4

[mrs.darvish @mellyymely]

World Cup Referees having better body cams than the cops

[Dylan Hornik @_Hornik_]

My wife’s book club watching me stumble back into the house after watching the World Cup with a group of Scottish tourists

[Brickell Finance Guy @IronChestCap]

me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨JUST IN: Telemundo TV commentator: "We are one of the only networks in the world to not show ads during the World Cup cooling breaks.

We prefer the old school way. We show fans, people enjoying, not the corporate direction of football."

[MaryAnn Martinez @MaryAnnreports]

Austin Metcalf's dad, Jeff, just unloaded on Karmelo Anthony.
"We were robbed, don't look down, of all of these things."
"I said from day one, this was never about race, please don't politicize it. But what did you choose to do, both. It's about right and wrong. We're all humans. We all bleed the same color.
"You're free to make choices all you want, but you're not free from those consequences. You will face those consequences starting today." 
"People think that grief is sadness but its not. IT"S RAGE!!! (slamming his hands on the table.) Pure unfiltered rage,' he shouts.
"You failed your parents, your failed yourself and you failed society, You don't belong in this community," he says to Karmelo.
"You're going to prison, You can't even look me in the eyes right now but you can stab my fu**ing son in the heart."

[Dianna @Dianna143327]

He rode the boat waves, and crafted his own adventure. 🏄

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Meat eaters are better hosts because they care about providing vegetarian options to their guests but the same hospitality is not extended by vegetarians (to serve meat options).

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

“I cant cheat on my girl man”

[Noah @antibearthesis]

$70B to bomb it
$300B to fix it
Taxpayers right now:

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

$200.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

You know you're getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don't like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Bachelor party wins $3.6 MILLION on a roulette spin

[Will Petersen @PetersenWill]

This series has felt like having to watch Jarrett Stidham play QB in four straight AFC Title Games. Absolutely brutal.

[Jesse Montano @jessemontano_]

I really don’t know what to say at this point. We’ve watched this Avs team for 9 months, and I didn’t once see them play the way they’ve played for the last week.

Completely disconnected and out of sorts all over the ice

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If I pay for Amazon Prime I should NOT have to pay additional for Prime movies.

[grace @gracefishlove]

(at the dentist) u forgot to ask but i am sexually active