Corinne Purcell

People who aren’t my friends call me Connie.

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[Cher @cher]

I’m sure I put on 500 lbs
In the last 2 days

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

Few things get me as amped as the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack.

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Don't forget to turn your clocks back an hour tonight if you want them to be set to the wrong time.

[Blessed Is She @blessedisshe__]

Your present season is worthy of living in its fullness. He has not left us in a waiting game. Let Heaven’s timing interrupt your own, today, as His plans seek out the infinite in every finite moment.

// Sarah Erickson

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

Me to the lady in the bathroom I’ve run into for the third time that day: “Looks like we’re on the same pee schedule!”
Lady: 🙄
Me: 😅

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

Went to Starbucks with the roommate to celebrate first day of fall, their computer was broken so they gave us free pumpkin spice lattes....THANKS FALL I LOVE YOU TOO!!

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

I just did so many squats that my body just simply won’t allow me to go up the stairs to reach my home and now I am just sitting in my stairwell, pumping myself up to start crawling. #thisiswhy #notworthit

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

“Undercover grandma discovers Medicare fraud” ....real title of a video I ended up watching from start to finish tonight. #getmealife

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@alexprice214 “It’s starts in my toes, makes me wrinkle my nose” I mean sheesh.

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

It’s very normal for cars to pass my house bumping rap music so loud you can feel the floor shake, but today was the first time someone has bumped the song Bubbly by Colbie Caillat that loud. #onlyinSteubenville

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

Today I got a health screening at work. They told me that my "circumference is putting me at risk for heart failure." Gosh that’s just what every girl wants to hear!!

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

Just watched a guy dash awkwardly through the parking lot with a full scale skeleton in the fetal position under his arm, pop his trunk, shove it in, and speed away. #fallthings 🍁💀

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

The new Nike ad campaign is truly inspirational

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

@dudaaaash @msealjr Awkward, because he really did go away....

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

The amount of times I’ve googled the words “ice cream near me” is sickening and problematic. 🍦

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

A family I’ve been working with just brought me a basket full of their family’s beef jerky and wine!! Ever had phenomenal jerky for breakfast? I have!

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

These kids on my flight keep referring to take-off as “blast off” and just from eavesdropping I’m pretty sure they actually think we are going to space. 🤔

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

Barely restraining myself from doing the dance moves to @mammamiamovie as it plays on the radio at my gate. If my dynamos @dudaaaash and @allie_wehner were here, we totally would.

[Corinne Purcell @1Corin1348]

Someone seriously just tried to buy the Scott Hahn portion of my display off me. I’m at the point of the summer where I actually considered selling it for beer money. (I didn’t sell it, don’t sue me)