Danielle @1CynicalBitch - Twitter Profile

over 4 years ago

@CassandraYoung I asked my husband if I was a “high value woman” and he said I’m worth at least 5 goats and a llama, so I guess I am? All jokes aside, men who say this unironically are super gross

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Danielle @1CynicalBitch

over 4 years ago

@BertShowBert I can’t even imagine missing out on the last 7 wonderful years, all because he can’t reach the top shelf in the kitchen 🤷🏼‍♀️ he’d say the same, as far as overlooking me bc my health issues cause weight loss to be very difficult. We’d have missed out on so much ❤️

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over 4 years ago

@BertShowBert As a fat woman married to a short+fit man, I totally get both sides of the argument because I’ve seen both sides. I’m one of the FEW women who are lucky enough to not care that my husband is an inch shorter than my 5’4!

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Danielle @1CynicalBitch

almost 5 years ago

@BertShowBert my biggest piece of advice I can give either way, make sure you invest in a great photographer! Having those memories you can look back on are priceless

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Danielle @1CynicalBitch

almost 5 years ago

@BertShowBert I missed the chance to call in, but my first wedding was perfect in every way except my choice of groom. My second wedding was an elopement and was also perfect in every way, PLUS my choice of groom!

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Danielle @1CynicalBitch

over 5 years ago

@FatherForthill Shot... in a stadium... seems like I’ve read this somewhere and it didn’t go so well..

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over 8 years ago

@HarriedWizard @_tinyfierce @seananmcguire https://t.co/ai0ian1h5V This. She's one of the best people I know, has helped everyone and worked all her life until these health issues started disabling her. Anything anyone can do to help would be tremendous. Thank you.

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