stew eater

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

My good friend Julie has already talked about this

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

the concept of wanting to kill yourself because you want to live your life so badly but you can’t

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

[Kat's Alt 🕸️ NSFW @web_moder]

*guy who just got his dick sucked 3 hours ago*
man i need my dick sucked

[Eve @evek181818]

my dad's dad died recently and my mom just told me that now if they're (for example) deciding what kind of pizza to get he'll be like "well we have to get pepperoni..........because I'm an orphan.........."

[🌈FuneralFag🗡️ @viperFrostgoat]

Imagine seeing a pretty girl and the first thing you think of Hitler… you’re gay and seek validation from other men

[from death to death transfigured @BODY_W0_WHORGAN]

Woke brigade got me

[E5 @E5THXR]

Hate to break it to you guys but sometimes you have to do things you don’t like for the sake of having a community. Avoiding consistency with the people in your life is working against us and the data already shows it. If you think connections can be sustained on absence carry on

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

One summer I decided I was going to be a dumb bimbo. I made a new group of friends and told nobody that I was a writer and made a point to not say anything interesting. I'd wear a blue crop top and a little white plaid mini skirt and I spent an hour on the Stairmaster every day and ate chicken breast so my abs were popping, then I'd go out at night and order a round of shots for the bar and drink spilled alcohol right off the serving tray and make out with boys and girls at dingy little house parties and go out to the rodeo and hear about all the small town drama and take groups of people home after the bars closed and show them my collection of guns. Nobody asked my opinion about anything important, but everyone still liked me. It was like being a little puppy in the sense my presence itself was the only thing required for people to enjoy me.

It was amazing, so freeing. Nothing's better than being a total idiot.

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

This happened to us many years ago they were trick or treating and mentioned their “aunt” lived here before so we invited them in gave them a tour and extra candy.

[Etana @Etanarachel]

The thing I don't get is why the extensive diagnostic creep of autism doesn't motivate researchers to rethink the entire diagnosis in the first place, rather than simply insisting "we've gone too far".

[soph @_brumxx]

Your first properly working class partner will change your pov on things

[rhipent @c0micrel1ef]

when i used to blow my nose all the time my ex would say "oh good the horn works what about the headlights"

[jess 🪽 @f1nalrush]

@nikicaga

[Viskose 🏳️‍⚧️ @babyflowerbitch]

i met this girl at work who i started flirting w a little and she started taking her top off in public and it was so obvious that it wasn’t fully voluntary and i‘m rly scared for her

[Lukas (computer) (In SF) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Think about this one a lot

[AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_]

KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."

[FightBell🔔 @FightBell]

He slapped the senses back in her for dispersing his son 👏 bet she will behave with manners next time 😂