Macapie𓃵

My Life; simple and Unique.

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

Hey, there. 👋🏼 You need renewable in your house, offices, church, mosque and wherever.. be kind enough to call me anytime and I'll be there to fix your light issues. ❤️❤️❤️

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

@SF_Tolulope @FabrizioRomano You want him out?? 😂😂

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

You turn your own to poverty alleviation scheme 🤦🏾‍♂️

[👽🇦🇷 @Proctor____]

50k like that

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

See, if you don't stop all this useless lies of yours... Please just stop it

[Victoria Olamide👸😍❤️ @VikyInsights]

Omo, this revenge sweet me ooo 🔥😂

A lady left her boyfriend of 4 years because he was broke.
Years later, she heard he traveled to the UK and assumed he now had money. She quickly reached out, begging to continue the relationship.
The guy agreed… then lied that he could no longer father a child. He told her to sleep with another man to get pregnant, promising that once she did, he’d process their relocation abroad and marry her.

She did it. Got pregnant. Told him excitedly.
7 months later, he dropped the bomb:
“How do you expect me to father another man’s child? This is my revenge for leaving me when I had nothing.”

The craziest part?
He told her He’s still yet to make it big. 😂😂

Did he take the revenge too far… or did the lady get exactly what she deserved? 👇

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

See SS everywhere!! God should take me the day I post about my relationship of any kind online. Na una sha know where una dey see this type of girls from

[ajay @1meajay]

so all the boys for your babe dm dey "disturb" her 😂

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

@patie0331 @ChuksEricE Soft work, I go chop am rush rush 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[kling 💜 @milaham_nk]

During your downfall, keep a record of people's behaviour so that when you're back up, you won't mix up animals with humans.

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

@My_specc @_onlyscott @Jadatyie Brazil

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

Una too dey lie... Fuck!!!

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

My former neighbour bought our compound for ₦75 million.

He lived downstairs in the only self-contained apartment in the building. He didn't look rich, and sometimes he even delayed paying his rent.

When our landlord put the house up for sale, he made the highest bid out of all the buyers.

Our landlord didn't believe he was serious until he handed over the cheque and the money cleared.

After the payment was confirmed and the documents were signed, he became our new landlord, while the former landlord became his tenant.

Four months later, the former landlord forfeited the remaining eight months of his rent and moved out.

[kling 💜 @milaham_nk]

...and if stupid contents genuinely entertain you, if you actively follow cringe content creators because their contents amuse you, you're also a modafokin olodo. It doesn't matter if you went to school or not. Being educated doesn't make you literate.

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

Lieve God, waarom hebt U ervoor gekozen mij te verlaten? Ik kan deze levensstijl niet langer volhouden. Ik moet mijn leven op orde brengen voordat ik spijt krijg dat ik dit pad ben ingeslagen.

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

Anyhow you guys want to paint it.. you guys should do what pleases you but as for me and my niggahs, abroad is our surest way of escaping from this broken country.

[Sola 🇨🇦 @SolaTheAnalyst]

I watched a video of a guy who moved back to Nigeria after 7 years in Canada.

He came here for school.

His dad di3d.

He had no one to pay his fees.

His siblings watched him drop out and struggle for 7 years without helping once.

He tried everything to stay. The immigration process broke him.

He said his first week back in Nigeria was the easiest his life had been in 7 years.

We talk a lot about going abroad. We do not talk enough about the people it breaks along the way.

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

Kilishi 310k?? Una just wicked for this life

[Chidimma Blessing Noblelady @dimmakilishi]

I just refunded a customer 310k and I need to address something important.

A customer recently placed an order worth 310k for 10kg of Kilishi and waybill fee inclusive.. He specifically pleaded with me to use a driver’s waybill instead of my usual registered waybill because his sister was travelling out of the country and he needed the package urgently.

Against my delivery standard practice, I agreed.

I paid my staff to take the package all the way to Zuba for dispatch. If you live in Abuja, you know Zuba is very far from Kubwa. After dispatch, I immediately sent the customer the driver’s contact so he could stay in touch regarding the movement of the package.

At some point, the driver’s line became unreachable. Naturally, drivers spend hours on the road and network issues happen. I explained this to the customer and asked for a little patience.

Unfortunately, he wasn’t comfortable with the situation and continued calling our business line repeatedly while demanding an immediate refund.

To protect my brand and give the customer peace of mind, I refunded the entire 310k.

What many people don’t realize is that I was the one who absorbed all the losses. I paid for transportation to dispatch the package, paid for it to be returned, and lost money in the process.

This is why I insist on using registered waybills for all orders.

Registered waybills provide accountability, tracking, and protection for both the customer and my business. When customers request alternative arrangements outside our standard process, there are risks involved that neither network issues nor road conditions can completely eliminate.

Going forward, if you choose a driver’s waybill instead of our registered waybill, please understand that it comes with additional risks.

Also, if you have a travel date or a strict deadline, please don’t wait until the last minute before placing your order. Once you know your departure date, place your order at least a week in advance. That gives us enough time to process, dispatch, and deliver without unnecessary pressure on everyone involved.

Small businesses are doing their best to serve customers well, but we also need customers to understand that some things are beyond our control.

Thank you for your understanding and continued support.

I remain your Kilishi Lord Dimma Spicy Kilishi

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

These ones are just utterly fôolish. Nothing is in their head aside stealing public funds and doing mass wedding for poor he goats

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: Kano State Government approves N1.5 billion for mass wedding of 3,000 couples

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

I hate it whenever I see desperation in people's eyes. Give it a rest ffs

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

@Mstarrafc @OneModupe @5starbarber_1 Is it died or dyed??

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

@FOladeni Why did you do it??

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

@Mstarrafc You wey bribe your way to the title 😂😂

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

This is so disappointing from those blueCo bitch3s

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

Hello, do you still sell Snickers?? NB to be precise

[Ugegbe ✨ @MarinatedTurks]

Guys a girl went to visit her man surprisingly for his birthday.

She got to the door and another girl was moaning😩😭😭😭😭😭.

Chi'm ooo

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

Germany life don spoil

[Macapie𓃵 @1Efuah]

@iamJohnwinner @rajsinghchohan Blade isn't an upgrade please. First, he's injury prone.
Secondly; he doesn't know how to defend compared to Cucu