Abby Dyer

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[Abby Dyer @1FabbyAbby]

@BenedictTown How much do you think it cost to make it turn around to go down the stairs backwards?

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

THERE ARE SHARKS IN THERE!!!!

hey that's my family you're talking about

[kt @katieatothemax]

this is an rl stine fan account

[kt @katieatothemax]

you just had to be there

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

Jumping to conclusions like.

[Ｓｉｒ５０００ 🔜 ❓❓❓ @Sir5000]

me @ the Krispy Kreme drive-thru cashier every morning

[clutch god is a mom now 🫶🏾 @LivinAliyahLoca]

my Pfizer antibodies looking for covid

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Arresting a sitting member of a legislative body, while in session for knocking on the door of the Governor is wild and completely unacceptable.

Are there laws against knocking on the Governor’s door in Georgia, what is she actually being arrested for?

[Abby Dyer @1FabbyAbby]

Disney Channel was my life growing up

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

SO LONG, SHRIMP!!

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

When you can get the COVID-19 vaccine, I hope you do—Barack and I are certainly glad we did. It’s our best shot at beating this virus, looking out for one another, and getting back to some of the things we miss. Getting vaccinated will save lives—and that life could be yours.

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

Netflix better hire Meghan to play herself on The Crown.

#HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Ashley @asophia09]

He could have never left without the money Diana left. #HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Lynnette KhalfaniCox @themoneycoach]

"There's been so much loss .... I lost a baby ... my identity ... I nearly lost my name, but I'm still standing."

- Meghan Markle

#HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Guns are Post-Birth Abortifacients (See Luigi) @ritaresarian]

Oprah is a 67 year old Mississippian and she's shocked.
#HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Abby Dyer @1FabbyAbby]

@widdlepaul I get their songs stuck in my head allll the time randomly. Recently it’s been the Bin Laden Song and Semicolons

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

LOOK GARY, THERE I AM AGAIN!!! LOOK!!!!!