Elle B.

I'm just me follow at your own risk I'm still #teamandroid and just doing me life couldn't be better!!!

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

[Olivia @fansluvvangie]

If he ain't a man of his word , he isn't a man of anything

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

🤣🤣

[Kay @therealkay0]

if yo dck be putting btches to sleep ion want it cause a ngga went through my phone last time

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

Life is better when you stop caring about what doesn't matter.

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

Life is tough but so am I‼️

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

If you want to impress me, bring snacks instead of flowers. We can't eat roses.

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

They say money can't buy happiness.....but it can buy tacos and that's basically the same 🤣🤣

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

I don't have a spending problem. I have a manifesting lifestyle with insufficient funds.

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

Bank account: -$27. Me: Bottle service, please 🤣

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

If I say "that's crazy" I stopped listening 20 minutes ago....

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

Yes, I'm ignoring you. It's called peace, look it up.

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

My last 2 brain cells just filed for divorce 🙄

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

If my best friend goes to jail, just know I'm in the cell next door yelling "WE DID THAT"

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

If karma doesn't hit you, I absolutely will 🤣🤣

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

I forgive, but I also remember every detail like an FBI file with color coded tabs.

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

What's worse: cheating or lying about cheating?

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

Would you rather be single and peaceful or in love and stressed?

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

Do they really not like you....or do they not like that other people do?

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

Some people check up on you just to see if you've failed yet

[Elle B. @1FattyGurl]

My peace is expensive now. If you want access, bring a deposit.