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hi

[Grace @gracecamille_]

gay people can’t ever just be like “I’m stressed”

[𔓘 𝐴𝘶𝘳𝘢 @starszy_]

não quero ir pra faculdade quero ser treinador pokemon

[Rupkatha @brown_book_bug]

"whimsymaxxing" "putting gem stickers on my face" "girl math" "girl dinner"

[🥀 Angeline 🔆 @Exjacey]

When you’re pregnant with laughter and that one person joins vc and they’re like the abortion doctor.

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

the spirit is so fucking willing but the flesh is so fucking weak

[Mondus @Mondus8]

me: siri call my friends
me:
me:
me:
me: wait i have an android

[Official Evil Robot Apologist Account 天貴星 @afucktonofrats]

Siri call my friends

🤖: calling friends

Yay!

[ֶָ֢ ׄ ۪ 𔘓 𝙺𝚊𝚢 . ݁ ₊ ⊹ 𓂃 🪽🔆 @Kayffeine__]

When the tank is a 40yo man, u have 2 incels as dps and your supports are a girl and a gay guy yk that game is already won

[chloe @uhchloe]

Realizing i am in control of my destiny

[shak @KojiReekz]

“Messi is my goat”

Translation: my allegiance is to the Jewish State of Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu is my Prime Minister and Peter Thiel is my CEO.

[shimi shimiyay @swallallala]

oh yeah because i’m SO STUPID because i’m a WOMAN and i can’t do ANYTHING and my bf is SUPER AWESOME and he buys me CHILDREN’S TOY to show me that i’m LESS than him and that i can’t drive BECAUSE I’M A GIRL

[Chew ☁️噛む @ChewChewer]

opposition.

[⃟ @krisurvive]

goodnight again

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

I could rick you down on some pickle shit

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

kittens that live in the cemetery and are not afraid because they do not understand the concept of death

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you