Jett Prescott

The real one

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My beloved followers!

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WTF

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Dont come to my shows please...i kinda suck

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Cancelled this months shows due to me hating my music

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Does anyone else ears bleed after listening to my music?

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I hate myself for writing this music

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No one should have to torture themselves by listening to my music

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I definitely need to stop trying to be a musician, I suck balls.

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Q: Why do they call it the wonder bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. #twonunsjokebook

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Bazinga

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Just ask your mom #twonunsjokebook

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If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours.
Followed by a global food shortage.

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I almost pooped in a shoe

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I'm not even gonna be a one hit wonder even

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The reason I call myself Jett is because I get high as planes

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Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work. #twonunsjokebook

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin Mobile #twonunsjokebook

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Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
A: UCLA #twonunsjokebook

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Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
A: A virgin. #twonunsjokebook