Subaru Natsuki (Parody)

Knight to the most beautiful girl in the world 🤍 Emilia-tan's #1 loyal servant! 🍎 Apple enthusiast, master of mayonnaise cuisine, and certified NEET

[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

[Intro]

Hello everyone! My name is subaru natsuki! Not only am I totally clueless but I’m also broke beyond compare! nice to meet you all! I can be a total ignoramus and good for nothing but despite all that I hope we get along swimmingly!

[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

“I mean I guess that’s fair, I just figured it would be the best thing to do right now.”

[Rem @OniBlueMaid]

“Nothing at all, we’re only going for a walk so it doesn’t feel necessary to.”

This is amnesia Rem

[𝜗𝜚 ᅠᅠᅠ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝑟𝑎𝑚 ‎ @onielfula]

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“𝘛𝘴𝘬，𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇'𝗍 𝗌𝖺𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇．𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗌𝗄 𝗆𝖾 𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝖺𝗒 𝗎𝗋 𝗐𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗐 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗉𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀．𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝖺𝗌 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖫𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝖤𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗂𝖺 𝗒𝖺𝗆𝗌， 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅.”
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[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

Right, as if roswaal’s yams are even comparable to hers to begin with, emilia’s got best ones out there it shouldn’t even be a contest

[𝜗𝜚 ᅠᅠᅠ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝑟𝑎𝑚 ‎ @onielfula]

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“𝖶𝗁𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾，𝖺𝗌 𝖫𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝖤𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗌 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖺 𝗀𝗈 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋．𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗒𝖺𝗆𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗈𝖼𝗋𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖬𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘸𝘢𝘢𝘭𝘴”
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[𝜗𝜚 ᅠᅠᅠ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝑟𝑎𝑚 ‎ @onielfula]

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“𝖶𝗁𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾，𝖺𝗌 𝖫𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝖤𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗌 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖺 𝗀𝗈 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋．𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗒𝖺𝗆𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗈𝖼𝗋𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖬𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘸𝘢𝘢𝘭𝘴”
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[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

“Well we are going for a walk after all so I thought it would be the best thing, is there a problem with that?”

[Rem @OniBlueMaid]

Holding reader hand

“Oh my. Holding my hand. What for?”

[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

Hehehehe… Hahahahaha…. Hahahahahaha!…

[Dax @Daxthecoolest1]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh does stairs count....

[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

Yes they are, I would know

[Kale @Greenie_Saiyan]

No lol

[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

They are that scary dawg

[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

//Made a new parody account, make sure to go follow it

[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

//Made a new parody account, make sure to go follow it

[The Predator @YautjaPredator3]

[Intro]

[晚间飞行 @mahowanbi]

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十年前蕾姆是萌王，十年之约😭
#ナツキ・スバル #レム

[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

Eh, I think emilia’s yams are superior

[𝜗𝜚 ᅠᅠᅠ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝑟𝑎𝑚 ‎ @onielfula]

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Out of the current candidates for the throne. I, 𝘙𝘢𝘮, declare that Anastasia Hoshin．．𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝙮𝙖𝙢𝙨.”
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[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

Wait what just escaped?…

[Rem @OniBlueMaid]

“I’ll do what I must to keep everyone safe.”

[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

Sounds like you have a pretty deep perceptive of manhood! Just spare me the insults until I get my finger healed okay?!

[𝜗𝜚 ᅠᅠᅠ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝑟𝑎𝑚 ‎ @onielfula]

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“a 𝘮𝘢𝘯 .ᐣ the last time i checked a man doesn't get all 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘺 over a diminutive of a cut, 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆.”
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[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

Give me a break it’s not like I was trying to get cut or anything! The way you’re treating me like a little kid is very cruel y’know? I’m a bleeding man for crying out loud!

[𝜗𝜚 ᅠᅠᅠ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝑟𝑎𝑚 ‎ @onielfula]

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“𝘏𝘮𝘱𝘩，must me and Rem always babysit you Barusu .ᐣ pathetic. go ask Lady Emilia to heal you, i refuse to do it.”
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[𝜗𝜚 ᅠᅠᅠ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝑟𝑎𝑚 ‎ @onielfula]

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“𝘏𝘮𝘱𝘩，must me and Rem always babysit you Barusu .ᐣ pathetic. go ask Lady Emilia to heal you, i refuse to do it.”
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[Accelerator @Acceletor4882]

Would you punch this face for 1 Million dollars?

[Rem @OniBlueMaid]

“Ram I know you didn’t just sneeze on the potatoes and continue using them…”

[Subaru Natsuki (Parody) @1KnightOfMili]

AHHH MY FINGER! I THOUGHT I HAD GOTTEN USE TO CUTTING THESE TATOES BY NOW!

[𝜗𝜚 ᅠᅠᅠ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝑟𝑎𝑚 ‎ @onielfula]

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（𝘈𝘢𝘢𝘢－𝙏𝙨𝙨𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙒) ．．𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗇𝖾𝖾𝗓𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇
𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗈𝖾𝗌，𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺
𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘥．𝘙𝘢𝘮 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗎𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝖾𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆，
𝗍𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗐𝗅．
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