J Schmelky

blerg
she/her
dummy

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

Jon snow and Al Gore both tried warning us of persistent, looming danger. Lady Melisandre and Leo DiCaprio were the appealing folks who were supposed to recruit super rich folks to care too. Only difference is GoT was actually able to defeat the white walkers.

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

Couldn’t there just be LITERALLY ANY TEST AS A BARRIER OF ENTRY TO CONGRESS? They all have to take a test and can’t cheat

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

Ok ok, so game of thrones but literally just the arc of Arya. That’s all I need

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

Don’t mind me not knowing your niche reference for Halloween. I’ll just be in my corner, under my rock.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

It’s like when Scar took over Pride Rock

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Elon Musk has sex with farm animals.

(This is a test tweet)

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

i;ll run twiter. i will make it so u can only twet this one phograph

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

Some days I am truly astonished how long my battery lasts. And some days, well, some days I just feed on that sweet sweet wall juice.

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

All hands on deck

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

Just looking for someone to play with my hair and tell me I’m funny, but not funny at all the time, can’t be catching the hubris.

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

Will I deal with my emotions or just make a private playlist and weep? Good question.
next question.

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

I was born sweating.

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

i lost the game but in a lame-girl-chuckling-in-her-office-corner-with-no-one-to-hear-her-cries-of-remorse-and-despair-about-losing-an-exceedingly-arbitrary-but-funny-cultural-experiment-based-game kinda way

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

wwgd = what would gollum do

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

Saddened deeply by the regular cut omitting Saruman going splat at Isengard.

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

I woke up throwing up so had to change exactly zero things about my day. Just ate noodles eventually and watched the lotr trilogy.

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

@AVNOrigenes I have met exactly zero happy PhD candidates.

[J Schmelky @1L0VELAMP]

Never let them dupe you into thing a BLT is as hallmark a sammy as the PB&J