Mash

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[Mash @1MASHMARTIN]

1st Tweet: We're Back.

[Mash @1MASHMARTIN]

Na kama huna msichana make the best out of it. Kama mrembo yuko na hakuDrain in whatever way, do your best

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. its very important that you see that journey through

[Cashstash Mustache @uMehlokazulu]

Yep, you definitely look like you have a PhD.😭

[magata🇦🇷 @magatax]

nikiendelea kuamka sahi ntawaikunywa don julio kweli

[Mash @1MASHMARTIN]

@X_Official__ Na kuwa addressed ivo kwa camera?

[🇦🇷ᵏⁱg3ⁿ ᥫ᭡ 🇪🇸 @X_Official__]

Chini ya uongozi wangu marinda kama hiyo hawezi toka nayo nje ya bedroom

[Mash @1MASHMARTIN]

The shoe doesn't fit the outfit but everyone can see her innerwear & he should not address that. One lady on IG amesema it is cute how he obeyed.

Mkinipata kwa ndoa mnipige risasi

[Mash @1MASHMARTIN]

@wekahapa Haha

[Mash @1MASHMARTIN]

Umeiita cuckold style ju dawa imepenya?

[Tremembé @lioelsia]

I've noticed a lot of these cuckold-style jokes come from millennials. Makes me wonder what shaped that outlook. Did many end up in marriages of convenience, settle because they felt time was running out, or is it just a reflection of the cynicism and distrust that became common

[Mash @1MASHMARTIN]

@ratzing3r_ @Brayohki 🔥

[no limit @ratzing3r_]

@Brayohki Hakuna yenye inakaribia Pengtingbaddiemalo 😮‍💨

[Mash @1MASHMARTIN]

Siwezi taka hii. Wasichana Nairobi wako married to 2 husbands

[Anyungu @AnyunguWanyungu]

Another common one.

She increased her visit period from weekends to weeks, then months then years.

This particular friend actually told me they never even discussed his girlfriend’s house. It just vanished.

[Mash @1MASHMARTIN]

Hakuna proffesionalism kwa house hunting bro

[Chalbi @Chalbiwsk]

Kenyans fail in so many things because they hate using n paying professionals. my friend and I were looking for a business rental in one of the CBDs in the country. since he is the one on the ground, he begins the search for the place. he looked for a suitable place for 2 months with no avail. I go on tiktok, find these real estate guys, they ask for 5K fee, n they promise to get me a unit. i say okay. one day later, they say they have 3 places that we can check out. my friend goes n checks them out, n they are perfect.

same thing happened with farming. after making losses here n there, i finally decided to get a qualified agronomist. i hold interviews, pick the best guy. Suddenly, farm turns from loss making to profitability.

Pay professionals guys.

[Verified @njiiru]

Spain kichwa

[Hadithi Motion Pictures @HadithiPictures]

Climate justice starts with the people on the frontlines.

AFACJ is empowering African women, Indigenous peoples, and marginalised communities to challenge harmful climate narratives and lead locally driven solutions.
#ImpactStoryTelling

[gids @gidikariuki]

Your uncle waiting to strike again

[Wanjiku... @_wanjikulynne]

Huyu ako mbali lakini ananitumia picha akiwa na baddie's akisema "with my colleagues" aje na wamevaa bootyshort .
Mko wapi aki tukalewa dikweda uhikii wa matakataka

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Even in your fantasies you are a babymama .

[Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu]

Bendera ulieka mingi hadi ukasahau ni za country gani