Mallam Saka Azeem

Biker on sabbatical.
Trans-financial (broke but identifies as rich)
Gamer (CoD) Jogunomi#5680924
Disappointed Liverpool fan.
Beardless and unbothered.

[Mallam Saka Azeem @1ManCabal]

@mamaxoxomia When he asks, it gives bum.
When she asks, it gives bumbum.

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@umuojime @dammiedammie35 Is he a real person?

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Mayor Olivia Chow spotted at Toronto Junior Carnival Parade 👀

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@ruthie008 *the cold hard floor looking at the nude phone and licking its lips lustfully.*

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@theoluflakky As long as it's not female goat. That gender too get wahala 🤣

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@tugce190333 Javelin for short people.

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@theoluflakky The instability! If it was an African country now, they would label it unstable and embattled.

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@NoContextHumans Back in Lagos, I used to have a thick decoy wallet full of contact cards and 2 dead decoy phones too. I would toss the real phone under the seat and keep the decoys visible.

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@larayapmaaq Short people's javelin

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@theoluflakky From where to where?

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@theoluflakky And things have gone sideways from there.... SC, Yello flag, now Red flag

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@theoluflakky Then they cause problems for the serious ones. Look at the safety car of today 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@aime_mwizaa Money

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@theoluflakky Honestly, Alonso should retire while Stroll goes to play golf or something.

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@Sugarboyadeola1 Sending you that message is enough proof that he sends you 🤣

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

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@everythingBrymo Femi

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@instablog9ja Closed legs = Closed destiny o... 😅

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@NeoRepublic_ZA Perfectly inelastic collision. Almost every rib, and limb bones are broken. And with that head-on hit, brain has probably turned into jelly in the skull.

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@BIG_MVR @Jimiginger__ 🤣🤣🤣