Captain Crewslayer

The premiere Space Racist.
Streamer of FTL, Death Road to Canada, and a bit of variety.

Profile pic by @TessicaTKirk

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@ironbacks Two run double gives us our first runs and lead of the 2026 season!

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@ironbacks Let's get that first run of the season, then the first win.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@PGCBLbaseball Let's get that first run of the season Ironbacks.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

Literal canonical references to Nikke x Male Humans...
- Discussions of Nikke-Commander relations being frowned upon but happening.
- Nikke prostitutes in Outer Rim.
- Tetra Nikkes being pimped out to corporate execs.
Not a single reference to lesbian Nikkes.

[조류 @choRyu_desu]

니케는 백합겜이 맞다
남성니케가 없으니까 여성니케들끼리지지고볶고해야지
당연한사실을 왜 못받아들이는걸까욥ㅋㅋ

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@choRyu_desu It takes real effort to ignore all the sex Nikkes canonically have with human males. It's explicitly referenced numerous times in story, including Nikke prostitutes.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@__Parrish__ @BuffaloBills @Ticketmaster Still bitching about camp bodies I see.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@Milovxyvy @NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero @AdamSchefter Are you kidding, this is a great move for them.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@BORUGOAT_ENT Hey look the edgy Boruto retard is here.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@Akihito_1102 Ichibe could just rename Vergil "Powerless Idiot" and bye bye demon powers. Gremmy just imagines demon powers turn your bones into cookies. Etc etc etc.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@TheRealSp1337 Let's be real, he beats Chad. But he loses to anyone with "bullshit unbeatable hax" like Yama, Gremmy, Ichibe, Shinji, Aizen, Kira, Barragan, Gerard, etc etc etc.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@Xiphus1 His whole gimmick is acting arrogant and hiding behind the edginess that comes from saying nigga a lot to deflect valid criticisms or rebuttals.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@AsheConstella As much as I hate "Bleach tards", Yama just activating Shikai would erase Vergil from existence.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

Bleach's whole thing is characters having bullshit cracked unbeatable powers who would be gods on any other verse, who are only beaten by others with very specific even more bullshit powers that specifically counter the first guy's powers. Vergil is just "really strong".

[The GodFather @BlackSaiyan97]

Vergil destroying that Old man and the bleach verse

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

Oh boy, I love when people who don't understand Bleach talk about Yama as if he's just a random old man waving a Zippo at people, and not the guy who can literally erase the realm from existence just by not holding back his burning aura.

[The GodFather @BlackSaiyan97]

Vergil destroying that Old man and the bleach verse

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@BlackSaiyan97 Barragan's Respira literally ages/dissolves anything it touches, even magical energy.
Grammy can literally just imagine Vergil doesn't exist, and it just happens, no chance to resist or heal.
Ichibe can just name him "Powerless Idiot" and that's what he becomes.
Etc etc etc.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@funkinwilliams @BlackSaiyan97 Just ignore the replies mentioning how his flames LITERALLY ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE ON A FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL and I suppose you're right.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@BlackSaiyan97 @smn99221 "Lol I'm so edgy and cool cuz I say nigga a lot and that's really controversial in my pea sized brain".

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@soleheartattack @ImKisukeThough @BlackSaiyan97 Please tell me you're not so retarded as to be taking made up bullshit like "9D" seriously.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@BlackSaiyan97 @Nagato890 To be fair, you did say something incredibly stupid, and I love ragging on Bleach tards for being tards.

[Captain Crewslayer @1ManRaid]

@FixKhux @Nagato890 Shinji was who my mind immediately went to when thinking of others who would "no diff" Vergil with their cracked powers.