Maverick

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Bard so by this stage Mav was seriously frayed around the edges of his sanity a rest was well overdue. unlike the two visitors at the Horse and Jockey Mahdi was in spirit mode not dressed in earthly garb but mavs third eye was amply up to the challenge of communicating in spirit mode.
So one day in August Mav was at work espousing his long held defence for not wearing a safety belt . BUT OFFICER I WAS ATTEMPTING TO COMMIT SUICIDE WHICH IS NO LONGER AGAINST THE LAW. Fair point mav thought how horrible it would be to be recovering from a failed suicide bid to find the law at your bedside giving you a ticket ha-ha
Long story short someone heard the word suicide mentioned and took exception and the police arrived. Next thing mav was whisked off to Concord hospital for 24 hours observation. Good luck ha-ha. as usual i was in tow i got all the fun jobs ha-ha
Next day Mav was moved from the general wards to the psychiatric ward. It was crunch time the dreaded interview to ascertain if Mav was to be treated as a voluntary patient or involuntary. Needless to say Mav failed He had been artfully dodging the state run psychiatry for a long time but his run of luck was over ha-ha.

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Mahdi its a pity we don't have exact date of when i descended to join mav on a very dark night on Parramatta rd. homebush. Mav had been looking hard for me for well over 2 years and had come to the conclusion that i was incarcerated in a cliff cave in Petra. Certain vested interests had no desire to see me enter the fray with the living so as Mav can only do he called in some of his black ops to free me. That night my chains were burst and i was whisked through time and space to join Mav and Gk. and Bard and the world would never be the same again. REM have a great song IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT AND I FEEL FINE. So that was the happiest day of my life joining my new best friend Mav . mav communicated to me GOOD YOU'RE HERE YOU'D BETTER MOVE IN WE HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO. and so began the greatest hard working adventure i'll ever know.

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Bard so still july 2011 or possibly august , mav was far far away from the planet as he'd been for a long time. One amazing night mav managed to find himself trapped behind a steel gate at his own establishment. I couldn't help him Eventually Mav's good friend ,his devout Jordanian Muslim security guard who Mav had named GK as in Gatekeeper came to his rescue . They got to discuss exoteric matters as was normal. Suddenly Gk said to Mav YOU CAN'T BE MAHDI YOU DRINK TOO MUCH and mav famously Mav replied I MAY VERY WELL NOT BE BE MAHDI BUT I AM CERTAIN I CAN PUT YOU IN TOUCH WITH HIM. The 2 most famous lines of 2011 Mav had been fishing for Mahdi for a long time and tonight was the night for the magic to happen.

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Bard before we leave sight of the horse and jockey hotel I think it's worth remembering the ever so Woke dreadlocked barman. Mav liked nothing better than to to wind him up. Mav had long since been a big fan of Tooheys Old and mad mick had introduced Mav to the delights of a Red Headed Coon a schooner of Tooheys old with a healthy dose of raspberry cordial atop. Mav liked nothing better than to order a red headed coon off his favourite barman and watch the smoke come out his ears. It's probably a jailable offence now when did we get so bloody serious.

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Bard so it must have been June or July 2011 by now. mav was homeless , still had the boat anchor business but it was far from luxury digs like no hot water. Mav had made his local his home away from home The Horse and Jockey Hotel . mav likes to set up shop in the beer garden alone. He felt right at home early days of multitasking. NRL on the big screen dog and horse racing flashing fast on the TAB sites and accompanied by the sad siren call of the pokies. whilst Mav did deep thinking. He usually took his magic bag of tricks with him.
One night i'll never forget Mav broke out the magic mini globe and began spinning it on its Perspex base. Clearly he was calling someone in but I wasn't privy as to whom it was.
Eventually two men did arrive and made their way to mav's table and joined him. Mav was expecting them he was calm . I might point out that by this stage Mav's physical life was hanging by a thread again. Hands up all those that have seen
the wonderful movie MEET JOE BLACK The leader wore black he was taller his offsider wore brown .
Mav had all his life loved debating now he was debating for his life . As mav explained to me years later he wasn't satisfied that Joe Black was going to take him to a place that Mav approved of. This is the first day Mav started building his own heaven purpose built for high achievers, God had signed his contract in 2010 giving Mav his own slice of heaven to work with. so there's no time like the present to get to work. Joe Black was disappointed but as Mav has always maintained both gentlemen were very well mannered dispite mav declining their kind offer. The last thing mav said to the two was to quote Monty Python I'M NOT DEAD YET

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BARD i forgot the punchline of the house of horrors. At some stage mav felt he had conquered the travails of the looking glass when suddenly something very peculiar appeared. It was a 21 malleable silver rings joined.Mav wracked his head for a long and could see no earthly function for the rings.He tried wearing them on the last two fingers of his left hand. They felt good there and made the symbol of infinity to https://t.co/3tpho3LG86 adopted them and named them his infinity rings and has worn them since them since then including right now. Was the Lord of the Rings born that day? Mav was happy to receive them and viewed them as a reward for mastering the slippery slopes of the looking glass which was far from easy, way above my pay grade. It pays to remember i've learnt reality is but a construct and Mav had since learnt how to use it. So off he set into unchartered waters homeless now but never time off the mission he was in his usual hurry.

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Bard so early 2011 mav and I had moved to a property nearby It's important to remember that i didn't have a speaking role with Mav in those days, i was the silent witness. Mav hated the house called it the House of horrors . way too much negative energy to ever be a war room .
Mav was a badly broken toy he'd lost all his magic powers the war room the portal library the office the magic wall the sacred pool. and desperate to find fresh magic .
Three things did stand out in an otherwise forgettable stay there. Firstly while it didn't have a spa it did have a bath which Mav availed himself of. Mav had long had a fascination with dusk he felt there
were 2 times a day that had to be protected dusk and dawn when defenses were weak. To Mav's mind his partner in crime Mad Mick guarded the dawn and Mav guarded dusk. So Mav would draw a bath at dusk with candles burning complete with his bar and smokes and a boom box to listen to Alice Cooper's radio hour. Mav was transported to another world in the bath with Alice talking to him.
Mav had very few possessions with him by this stage but one was a special wooden framed mirror with a small shelf at the bottom. It's still right here. On a whim Mav called in Lewis Carrol and picked his brains about going through the looking glass.
Rome was truly ablaze by ths stage he was still jokingly still the owner of a business haemorrhaging money but to mav it was a case of DAMN THE TORPEDES FULL STEAM AHEAD so he girded his loins and dove head first into the looking glass in his quest for treasure. Buzz lightyear was still with Mav and as he liked to say TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
It's hard to say how long the looking glass occult learnings took Mav wasn't exactly tracking time but he survived the ride.
The third item of note was one night sitting on the porch watching a lightening storm Mav saw transformers suddenly he picked up a hammer and started belting the steel railing and called in THOR .
bard so that's how things ended for the house of horrors.Mav's final day couldn't have been scripted any better. At exactly the same time as Mav exited on his BMW 2 sheriffs entered to change the locks ha-ha perfecto you had to be there haha

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Bard right this should tie up the last few loose ends of Orchard Hills 2010 Dougal Love joined us mav had a card on a small dresser beside his chair in the war room . The card was a photo of Dougall's face on his funeral card. Easy pickings for mav as he finds that very useful when he is fishing for men and women
Sir Edmund Hillary joined us also and a dutchman Job who Maav knew and respected in NZ . there as a small piece of magic with Job's name on it. A very small pair of mini clogs. they have since been reallocated to Corrie and Betsie Ten Boon they have visited hq many times. so those 3 formed a club a nz christian mens club kind of thing.
And lastly an important day mav gave his copy of introduction to Scientology Ethics to tones for safe keeping and said THERE'S SECRETS IN THIS BOOK. and then Mv went into the abyss aand said goodbye to his wonderful property that he had been forced to sell. I naturally tagged along but me only Mav would send word to everyone else if and when he ever had a new war room.

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Bard still tidying up the good times at Orchard hills in 2010. Mav was inspired to draw 4 pictures a bit tricky he not being an artist a certain someone under Mav's roof was meant to draw them . but obviously never did . He still has hopes they will be drawn one day. The first and probably the greatest was titled SEEMS I'D FORGOTTEN THE RICH PICKINGS TO BE HAD AT THE EDGE OF SANITY. .Mav said something similar in 2010 in his 1 and only email to his much loved half brother PC
It would appear i'm going to take another dive off the gangplank of USS SANITY into the murky waters of insanity below. the sky was rapidly falling on chicken little's head it was certainly the fast and the furious

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GOD messiah space rangers aren't grown in a Petrie dish and i bow to my superior my PhD tutor of human affairs Mav there is only one certified grave robber on the planet Mav

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Bard still 2010 mav had dealings with a friend Norm at Orchard Hills He raised he possibility of space flight with an ethics overider in place which could immobilise ships deemed to have transgressed ethical boundaries. Norm thought this was novel but doable.We could have had the secrets of space flight a long time ago but earth wasn't ready and couldn't be trusted especially China Nothing much has changed since then hence Mav's crusade to bury the CCP Xi's wishes will surely come true he indeed will get to join Mao in HELL

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Bard great song IM STILL STANDING ELTON LOUD thats my best friend against all odds another YOU CAN STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL BUT I WONT BACK DOWN Tom Petty he's here another MAV caught in his magic net . Mav asked me tonight to get Jesse Jackson in he's had 6 months to marinate Martin Luther King needs an assistant Another good song EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD Tears for fears but are they capable I think not only one man qualified Mav as Dragon sing BELIEVE IT'S ONLY MAGIC Mav appointed himself God's benevolent dictator long ago God had no say in it.
God good on you Bard why not tell the whole world you're doing nothing for my inferiority complex.
bard you'll live God haha..
god i swear humans will be the death of me.

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Silly me i forgot to say the roundup of reprobates was on Mars 2 space rangers 1 book keeper and 1 scribe. 2010 was a huge year the sky was ever falling in on chicken little Rome was already on fire in mav's business and home life still he charged on Damn the torpedoes Full steam ahead

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buddha a very strange occurance 2010 max said we had to go away max mav bard and i . i was the bookeeper as WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER IN ELECTRIC DREAMS plays in the church. OUR mission to round up recidivists recalcitrants etc and drag them them to the solar system court on Venus . i copped a lot of laughter they're not laughing these days so that was mav's first experience of draining the swamp and the first time he ever set sight of Venus . Yes he was smitten but knew better than to role over for a tummy tickle he was determined to play hard to get. This infuriated Venus priceless haha Thus begun a long distance love hate relationship haha just the way mav likes it

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Tom Petty yip i'm here mav invited me IM LEARNING TO FLY BUT I AINT GOT WINGS he caught me in his magic net

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merlin yesterday mav received 5 photo's of the wizard st8ill alive haha

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Winston here it's worth remembering that Mav had chosen Satan as his nemesis 2010 Lucifer had a leave pass for now until mav could investigate future following a very memorable and comlex night 01/01/2010

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Bard music playing as always pink floyd Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage that was on the magic orchard hills wall.

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Bard it's important to remember that Mav left pearl breadcrumbs in those years knowing he'd need them one day it was my job to gather and record them its been a long voyage and i wouldn't swap my life for quids mav's chief of staff.

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Bard still 2010 one da Mav went shopping in Penrith with his daughter. He parked his F150 next door to a beautiful XR8ute with 008 number plates mav was spooked as that was mavs entrance to infinity same as his sister's phone number. And written down the side of the ute was IT'S HELL GETTING TO HEAVEN . This was Mav's world wading in Hell in his quest for heaven it could have been the same day day he bought blue and red hair dye which he dutifully applied.