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Your typical drunken hot mess. Please form an orderly fashion fellas.

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@Wendys @PopCrave I am now forever yours @Wendys .
#🤣🍔

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@ATT new Air customer, regret switching providers. Customer service is asking if I want @ATT for wireless! Rather listen to muzak or dead air..

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@ABCFRY @howardjones @Haircut100 Like Dave Loggins said, please come to Boston in the Springtime. Except AUSTIN TX and ANYTIME!!!! 🙏🙏🙏

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Y'all who felt it necessary and take it upon themselves to publicly comment or demand info on Kate Middletons PRIVATE health condition and whereabouts. Feel good about your $hitty behavior. Hopefully, y'all can rest easy.
#itwasneveryoureffingbusiness

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@WeKeepItCute @AmericanAir After my experience recently I WILL NEVER FLY AA!! I would rather crawl over broken glass to my destination #worstairlineever

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@AmericanAir @AmericanAir your booking agent screwed up my departure. Now I have to drive to LA to make my flight! #incompetent #nothingsmooth #dobetter

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@AmericanAir I have had an incompetent scheduling experience causing me to find my own transportation to LAX. The customer relations team is useless #flySWA

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@90DayCray1 I was out after "yeast infection "

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@TaraBee1 Why does every outfit look like she's going to the Prom? Why do you need to run at night? So many Whys!

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@90DayFiance

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@90DayFiance

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@TaraBee1 Take that Bikini Girl!

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@itsMalma @90DayFiance His stock just went all the way up!

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@ElisabethKruge6 @90DayFiance

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@loverboyband the ATX show absolute shit waited 43 years to see you! I'm treating it like bad sex it never happened and I left early!
#samesoundequipmentfromthe80's
#noonegotlucky

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@johncusack thanks for an epic evening in ATX!

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@IPSY I'm an DEMANDING A REFUND!!

I never received my first order I am extremely dissatisfied with ipsy. I tried using the tracking number and DHL is telling me it doesn't exist.This is my SECOND email regarding this issue and I haven't received any response.

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@RobertSmith How can I find out if my ticket was canceled? I bought one on Vivid Seats for the May 13 show in Dallas.

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@gr8pegirl @emilymchavez @cbsaustin It should be credited hours. From 3:00 a.m. Wed and still waiting....

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@ejdickson Ay, chihuahua Mami 🙄