Phil Singleton - Writer/Actor

Screenwriter/novelist, author of DAYBREAKER. National game show champion, 25 Words or Less. Eventually funny. He/Him.

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25 Words or Less victory:

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@TallerThnUrDad What a horrible time, you must be a man of constant sorrow.

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@ProZD Where the hell is Your Name?

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@LiskaO He’s honestly looks like what Michelangelo was trying to find in all those chunks of marble.

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@tmsilverman @legaltweetz Well, we have to be free to our own religion, meaning we have to be allowed to reject others’ faiths, so I guess I would need to know what’s actually, objectively immoral about it to take this seriously.

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@aaronhaceves Final Destination, though not a corporeal presence.

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@LiskaO Hey, I marched in the Macy’s Parade, so lemme just tell you something…

NOTHING is worse than the Macy’s Parade!

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@greggrunberg You know what they say: God only made so many perfect heads; the rest he covered with hair.

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@wendelltalks In all sincerity: I love that we’re free not to follow it.

A religion is infinitely more meaningful when it’s a choice, not arbitrarily forced upon us by when, where, and to whom we happen to be born. Thank goodness we’re free to make our own decisions about it.

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

do you ever just go

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮AI Art🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

but then

💓💓💞💗🩷🩷💕🩷🩷💓💓💞💗💓💕💓Real Artists making real art💕💕💗💓💓💓💞💓💗💕🩷🩷💕💓💓💕 💓💓💕💓💞💕🩷🩷💓💗💓💓💕💕

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[Phil Singleton - Writer/Actor @1PhilSingleton]

@TallerThnUrDad Can confirm.

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@BenStiller a blind co-op Severance game would be amazing. You and a friend play as Innie and Outie and have to solve puzzles as you switch between areas.

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@BenStiller I have a feeling once I’ve seen the finale, which will undoubtedly answer all of my questions, I’m gonna wanna watch the whole season again to pick up on the subtexts that weren’t obvious the first time around. Confirmable?

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@mattnightingale I’ll gladly sacrifice semantics for sanity.

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@ConanOBrien @sxsw One of my life goals is to play video games with you. I hope you realize that.

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Should come as no surprise I'm picking the D.

[House Of Horrors @HouseOfHorrorCo]

Which combo are you choosing? 🍿

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@moss_fiore YA gaming fantasy, with a pretty self-explanatory title: IRL RPG.

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@TallerThnUrDad Lucious Malfoy

[Phil Singleton - Writer/Actor @1PhilSingleton]

@laviejoem Insecurity, incompetence, inadequacy, and worst of all popularity. They'd rather die in power than live out of it.