chief .

add death to your plans.
Religion x Education x Media= Control

[chief . @1STSONOFJOSEPH]

One Child the grace of a Million!!

[chief . @1STSONOFJOSEPH]

@Olubaba_ Which car abeg. This days to buy car has to be on recommendations

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

Ycee na Navy Boy now.

You shouldn't expect anything less.

[Miles @C139999]

Lagos btw, overhyped slum

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.

He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

e dey okay like this?

[Mohd Modey @sarkinnomaa]

That's where polygamy comes in.

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Drake is a sick man he really flew and fucked his favourite childhood pornstars Cherokee Dee and Skyy Black 😭😭

[EMA @emadeyforyou]

Dem go use preek choke that ur faithful babe finish she go still come house dey bill you money for sore throat drugs 😹

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Nigerian men will marry whores then place the responsibility of the woman's fidelity in the hands of other men.

I will never understand it.

[Daniel Clifford @cliifforrd]

to fuck na £200 bro. aint no one working 20hrs just for 5hrs sex to take it away.

[Yanga @Yanga_Co]

That pussy slaps even more harder when she has a boyfriend & u know him🥺

[slyvan. @showtimeslyy]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭person ask me ‘iwu onye igbo?’ i reply am ‘beeni’

[Selling tickets & partnerships to AWS 3.0 @MeetJMB]

this Monica papa, abeg die na. which kind nonsense be this?

(please I am talking about a Nigerian movie showing on YouTube in 2026. just incase this tweet isn’t relatable in 15-20 years time).

[Ahmad Salkida @A_Salkida]

When you write about Nigerian military successes, it barely trends. It gets ignored. But when they fail, and you write, it dominates the conversation. It defines your work in the eyes of many.

You may rate the military poorly. That is your right. But without the military, the reality shifts fast. Many of us would not be tweeting freely. We would be doing so from refugee camps, or not at all.

[Nedu_🔥 @Hhonor_]

Asari Dokubo now has a military outfit, complete with ranks and uniforms.

Quick question for the Nigerian government: are citizens allowed to raise private armies now, or is this an APC privilege?

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Proper humiliation ritual.

[Abia Daily @myabiadaily]

UPDATE: Fire outbreak at the Aba Factory of the Nigerian Breweries. As it happened. (09/04/2026).

#InvestInAbia

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

the type of girl you meet in a jamb lesson and you never see her again

[p @priv_756]

@piersmorgan Until we beat you 2-1👍

[Olubode Sr @Olubode_Sr]

@piersmorgan Southampton will beat Arsenal.