Sam Jones

Meditation Raider

[Billy Madison @_Billy__Madison]

Retweet if you think peeing your pants is the coolest.

[Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg]

Went into a thrift shop. They were playing "Thrift Shop." Left.

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@btchonheels I went to Festivous this year... In my pants! Happy festivus to you guapa! Un abrazo. :-) #mytweetsarelate

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@euralis Full fridge! Come over any time

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@KingofUC @sunsetvin remeber when we'd go down to the coffee shop & have these conversations in person? Me neither... #justthegood'olboys

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@KingofUC @sunsetvin I really don't see a middle ground. Either all guns are ok or none at all. Personally, I prefer no guns.

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@1ErikaLove hola chica! Just took kobe for a long walk. Gonna cook pork chops. I hope youn feel better XOXO

[Tonia Ries @tonia_ries]

2012 Acquisitions in Social Media Analysis http://t.co/REsvkFxR via @gilliatt

[Enrique De Argaez @deargaez]

New Middle East Internet Stats for 2012 http://t.co/lEAKg1PP

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@sunsetvin Are there any “doctors” out there who can “prescribe” me some oxycodone? --

[Ward Plunet @WardPlunet]

Burning more calories is easier when working out with someone you perceive as better http://t.co/FtWhh1Dm

[Ward Plunet @WardPlunet]

Childhood trauma leaves mark on DNA of some victims http://t.co/3V6xQLI6

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@blazecentral he's gonna put it on Trout

[Anti-Joke Cat @AntiJokeCat]

What's wet and slippery? A wet slipper.

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@btchonheels Ha:-)

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@KingofUC @blazecentral Phil Simms give some love to B Leftwich & C Batch on #InsidetheNFL #giants #steelers and fuck it #redskins

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@blazecentral #MartesDeTetas RT http://t.co/v9ZqANgr -- Tetas y Algo Mas... (@tetasyalgomas)

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@btchonheels Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. -- Bad Joke Cat (@BadJokeCat) :-P

[Sam Jones @1SamJones]

@Scordo Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. -- Bad Joke Cat (@BadJokeCat) Thought you'd like this. :-P